Tamdunk Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Poet of the macabre did tell Us of a time he well He pumped Hayden On his vacation He's actually still prob a VL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 12 hours ago, The Naitch said: Mozza = lossa = tossa? WTF. did you expect a poetry feast? or a favourable rhyme at least? wouldn't you know it, I'm not really a poet, so you can feck off ya bea......................................tnik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 There once was a poster named Grady Who's electrics were noticeably shady He burned all his pets No point in the vets But I bet they'd taste lovely with gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 We have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) On 8/10/2016 at 12:38, Dee Man said: Didier Drogba is the sickest poet out there fam... what a surprise seeing this pop up. Did you know he used to play for QPR? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabazz_Baidoo Thought this freestyle was a joke at first but realise now it's so gully. "I don't knife for fun, but i'll knife your mum. If she backs the wall, then i'll knife her lung. Feel bad after. Get over it. She shoulda thought twice, about backing her son" Edited August 11, 2016 by RawB93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, RawB93 said: what a surprise seeing this pop up. Did you know he used to play for QPR? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabazz_Baidoo Thought this freestyle was a joke at first but realise now it's so gully. "I don't knife for fun, but i'll knife your mum. If she backs the wall, then i'll knife her lung. Feel bad after. Get over it. She shoulda thought twice, about backing her son" The Darkside Pioneer cracks me up. I probably watch this about once a month for a laugh. "We outside Krispy Kreme right naa. We in snow mode, it's snowing outside". Real talk Aye I knew he used to play for QPR. He makes reference to it in this amazing slavering rant about Young Marv... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 On 4 August 2016 at 13:10, philpy said: Slippery, did you chuck yer da in that river after you smothered him?? 17 hours ago, 8MileBU said: No pal, I'm going to suffocate my Dad. SlipperyP could be a 'Lee' away from getting them banned. Don't give them leeway SlipperyP; give them a break from P&B. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 You should get some sort of award for having such consistently brilliant posts. If I could photo shop I would combine that Gary o Connor face onto the World Cup trophy and present it to Mon Dieu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 8Mile is not bothered by StandFree03. Not. At. All. Quote Oh Stan, so predictable and quite embarrassing for you too.So, what's happened here is that you've hung around this thread for over a day, () waiting on everyone else to provide you with the answers or counter points to my take on why our game is/isn't pish. Being the simple troll that you are, you will predictably deny hanging round this thread all day. Unfortunately, you've been furiously handing out all your wee green dots to anyone quoting me or giving an alternative argument as to whether Scottish football is/isn't pish, instead of contributing anything to the debate, because clearly, you had literally nothing other than this bizarre, unhealthy, long-term obsession with me.Whether I'm right or wrong with my views on the game, at least most folk took the time to debate and give their views. Can you tell me what you did, other than sit there for a day, utterly clueless, battering out your wee green dots? Please put me on ignore or just control yourself and never quote or reply to me again. It's pretty easy to see why Nizzy hates you so much. You're a fucking oddball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 That animated O'Connor face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 8Mile is not bothered by StandFree03. Not. At. All. Oh Stan, so predictable and quite embarrassing for you too.So, what's happened here is that you've hung around this thread for over a day, ([emoji23]) waiting on everyone else to provide you with the answers or counter points to my take on why our game is/isn't pish. Being the simple troll that you are, you will predictably deny hanging round this thread all day. Unfortunately, you've been furiously handing out all your wee green dots to anyone quoting me or giving an alternative argument as to whether Scottish football is/isn't pish, instead of contributing anything to the debate, because clearly, you had literally nothing other than this bizarre, unhealthy, long-term obsession with me.Whether I'm right or wrong with my views on the game, at least most folk took the time to debate and give their views. Can you tell me what you did, other than sit there for a day, utterly clueless, battering out your wee green dots? Please put me on ignore or just control yourself and never quote or reply to me again. It's pretty easy to see why Nizzy hates you so much. You're a fucking oddball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 49 minutes ago, throbber said: I can judge him. He's a fat waster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 9 hours ago, Mon Dieu said: SlipperyP could be a 'Lee' away from getting them banned. Don't give them leeway SlipperyP; give them a break from P&B. Being a man of zero talent and morals, that's getting knocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Shit I never even realised he was blowing the cheeks out. Endless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Gunther has no recognisable merits He's been compared to some bigoted zealots Now everyone knows He sprayed some boys with a hose Just so he could perv on their helmets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 19 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Being a man of zero talent and morals, that's getting knocked. Feel 3 2 use it. (A regrettable zinger - it's a shame that the good Bear had to bear the brunt of the banter.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, Mon Dieu said: Feel 3 2 use it. (A regrettable zinger - it's a shame that the good Bear had to bear the brunt of the banter.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) On 8/12/2016 at 10:07, Deeside said: You should get some sort of award for having such consistently brilliant posts. On 8/12/2016 at 10:11, throbber said: If I could photo shop I would combine that Gary o Connor face onto the World Cup trophy and present it to Mon Dieu: I'll do my best to do this justice. Spoiler Spoiler Edited August 13, 2016 by Falcor Roar -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Brilliant Falcon roar - that's made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Deeside said: If only Cockwomble's cheeks were puffing in and out! He gets a lad in for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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