Derry Alli Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, coprolite said: Where else should one pull one's socks? ^ Dangerous man, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: You're OFTW if you wear white socks with shorts. Tennis chic, i call it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 23 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: An odd impression Not really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 43 minutes ago, coprolite said: Where else should one pull one's socks? @throbber? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 My dotting account (cuntnardo)has a wee pal (meltnardo). They log on one after the other and sift through 50 posts to red dot [emoji23]Sunday is surely the appropriate day to reveal which poster has time to do that, with 2 accounts, day after day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 21 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: My dotting account (cuntnardo)has a wee pal (meltnardo). They log on one after the other and sift through 50 posts to red dot Sunday is surely the appropriate day to reveal which poster has time to do that, with 2 accounts, day after day. Switch off your notifications and let them dot away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 minute ago, bennett said: Switch off your notifications and let them dot away. You have become a fairly sensible voice of the forum late bennett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 It probably won't last tbf. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 You have become a fairly sensible voice of the forum late bennett. The lockdown has changed everyone... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: You have become a fairly sensible voice of the forum late bennett. Speaking from vast experience on that subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: Ankle socks or no socks when you wear shorts. Oh, I don't know. Can sometimes work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 8 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: "I honestly just found the body in the undergrowth whilst looking for my golf ball" @pozbaird told our reporter. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 15 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: Ankle socks or no socks when you wear shorts. 11 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Oh, I don't know. Can sometimes work. Show us an example, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 13 hours ago, NJ2 said: The lockdown has changed everyone... No, some of us are resisting. #neverchange 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 12 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Oh, I don't know. Can sometimes work. I see a man without Lyme Disease. @Shandon Par 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 I see a man without Lyme Disease. [mention=11914]Shandon Par[/mention]And a better sense of fashion.@Shandon Par Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 47 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: And a better sense of fashion. @Shandon Par Don’t expect a response from @Shandon Par any time soon. He’s out doing a 90 mile run after having done 20,000 push ups. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Don’t expect a response from @Shandon Par any time soon. He’s out doing a 90 mile run after having done 20,000 push ups. Wrong! I was having an afternoon nap and unsuccessfully trying to get my end away. Mrs Par is withholding sex until I shave my new piratey beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Wrong! I was having an afternoon nap and unsuccessfully trying to get my end away. Mrs Par is withholding sex until I shave my new piratey beard. Gilbert and Sullivan should have rewritten the Pirates of Penzance: "Oh it is, it is, it is a wonderful thing, But I can't get my Nat King.. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Wrong! I was having an afternoon nap and unsuccessfully trying to get my end away. Mrs Par is withholding sex until I shave my new piratey beard.As long as she shaves her pirvatey beard too. Fairs fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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