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Just now, Cardinal Richelieu said:

Aye. I did think that myself. One cracking album, a couple of live shows, a banging Essential mix on Radio 1 then nothing. 

This week's number one - Mylo featuring Cardinal Richeliu with Destroy Pie and Bovril!

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18 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

This week's number one - Mylo featuring Cardinal Richeliu with Destroy Pie and Bovril!

With a B-Side of "Robbie Savage is a w****r" by Newcastle United fans.

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12 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

This week's number one - Mylo featuring Cardinal Richeliu with Destroy Pie and Bovril!

That was exactly what it was called. I wish I'd kept the "lyrics", but it started off with "All perversions in the NSFW forum", made reference to the Mumsnet episode, and had Duran Duran replaced by "Mozzamozza", so it's probably better left forgotten. 

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3 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

That was exactly what it was called. I wish I'd kept the "lyrics", but it started off with "All perversions in the NSFW forum", made reference to the Mumsnet episode, and had Duran Duran replaced by "Mozzamozza", so it's probably better left forgotten. 

'Mushroom supper' could replace 'Mozzamozza'.

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21 minutes ago, Slenderman said:

'Mushroom supper' could replace 'Mozzamozza'.

I've seen a few references to 'mushroom suppers' on here, what's the story?

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Just now, Flybhoy said:

I've seen a few references to 'mushroom suppers' on here, what's the story?

@Melanius Mullarkey has a penchant for them. He's from the north, so probably involved in bestiality also.

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Hold on a minute, was it not just yesterday posts were being reported and deleted due to folk making wild accusations, in this very thread? 

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Did he get fed a mushroom supper once and thought it was the best thing ever but since then has never found one, so searches for it like the holy grail. Maybe it doesn't exist any more or is a myth like the kelpie, the Loch Ness Monster or that Falkirk are a big team.

I like mushrooms, they are good for you, but a mushroom supper where all the mushrooms have soaked up all that oil. 🤮

 

 

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1 minute ago, Snafu said:

Did he get fed a mushroom supper once and thought it was the best thing ever but since then has never found one, so searches for it like the holy grail. Maybe it doesn't exist any more or is a myth like the kelpie, the Loch Ness Monster or that Falkirk are a big team.

I like mushrooms, they are good for you, but a mushroom supper where all the mushrooms have soaked up all that oil. 🤮

 

 

You can only pay for a mushroom supper with a £500 note was the story I heard.

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3 minutes ago, Snafu said:

Did he get fed a mushroom supper once and thought it was the best thing ever but since then has never found one, so searches for it like the holy grail. Maybe it doesn't exist any more or is a myth like the kelpie, the Loch Ness Monster or that Falkirk are a big team.

I like mushrooms, they are good for you, but a mushroom supper where all the mushrooms have soaked up all that oil. 🤮

 

 

According to Super Mario they make you double in size...

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3 minutes ago, Slenderman said:

According to Super Mario they make you double in size...

Did that work on @Melanius Mullarkey ?

Before and after pics please.

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While it is for the bottom feeders you can get a mushroom supper in quite a few reputable chip shops in Dundee.

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3 minutes ago, Big Gus said:

While it is for the bottom feeders you can get a mushroom supper in quite a few reputable chip shops in Dundee.

Do you stare down the tops of the staff that work in them?

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I once walked into a chip shop on the Hill, Dundee by mistake once.

wtf were they doing to these snickers and mars bars smothering them in batter and then deep frying them??

 

 

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25 minutes ago, Slenderman said:

According to Super Mario they make you double in size...

Bairnardos next shopping trip.

 

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8 minutes ago, Snafu said:

I once walked into a chip shop on the Hill, Dundee by mistake once.

wtf were they doing to these snickers and mars bars smothering them in batter and then deep frying them??

 

 

They were smothering them in batter and deep frying them. 

Glad to be of assistance. 

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21 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

They were smothering them in batter and deep frying them. 

Glad to be of assistance. 

The horror, the horror.

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