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Bet that took you fucking ages to come up with. 



Most my Tea break - I had the billy part in my head before I read Grimbo's post honest!

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There is another poster called Pete

Who acts hard but really is sweet

My jokes and my frolics

About the warts on his bollocks

Ensure he still thinks I'm a teat.

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6 minutes ago, throbber said:

There is another poster called Pete

Who acts hard but really is sweet

My jokes and my frolics

About the warts on his bollocks

Ensure he still thinks I'm a teat.

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Who bought a nasal hair clipper 

from some bloke he met in a chipper 

he's a cheese toast roaster 

The forums top poster 

but stands up when he goes to the shitter. 

G-Bo(re)

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1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril :(

 

Schoolgirl

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I said "rhymes" .. not "sort of rhymes". 

I love the smell of Pie and Bovril, 
Even though I'm missing a nostril, 
There's also a site, 
But it got a bit shite, 
Cos everyone's acting so hostile :(

I'm a stick-on for Poet Laureate with that opus. And for Chief Moderator. 

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1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I said "rhymes" .. not "sort of rhymes". 

I love the smell of Pie and Bovril, 
Even though I'm missing a nostril, 
There's also a site, 
But it got a bit shite, 
Cos everyone's acting so hostile :(

I'm a stick-on for Poet Laureate with that opus. And for Chief Moderator. 

f**k you.  You find a word that rhymes with it then.

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Headed off on his Russian cruise

Loaded up with cheap fags and booze

Paid for, by folks on P&B

But there's a side, they didn't see

"A tedious bore, with manky patter"

His dark past, a different matter

The doors locked, a trap is set 

Matches, lighters? Crispy pet.

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I'm worried for Mon Dieu, sticking his head above the parapet and taking it to the power crazed mods like this.

Be warned, plans are in place in case anything happens Mon Dieu, me or any of our associates. A team is on standby in Burkino Faso, ready to unleash an uncontainable assault of Lewis Stevenson posts. Last word on it.

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17 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

f**k you.  You find a word that rhymes with it then.

Closest I can come up with is hovel.

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