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      Pie and Bovril Nostalgia Mobile Phone Cases!   12/09/18

      We are delighted to have partnered up with Nostalgia Cases to offer a huge range of fantastic Scottish Football phone cases to our visitors. These high quality cases are available in a range of retro and up to date designs and there variations available for all Premiership, Championship and League 1 clubs as well as four of the League 2 teams. Within each club there are a range of choices. You'll find it difficult to choose! This is an Edinburgh based start-up, and they also provide a custom design service so if there is a kit you don't see that you'd love for your phone you can get in touch with them and they'll add it to their range. Naturally there is a HUGE support for all the major phone manufacturers and models and what's more delivery in the UK is completely FREE. What's even better is that Pie and Bovril users can get 10% off their order using the coupon code PIEANDBOV Take a look and browse the full range for your favourite club by clicking through to the website below. https://bit.ly/2M5laZs
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1 minute ago, StandFree03 said:

How stupid are you?

edit: going out in a blaze of glory :lol: 

How stupid are you 2 lines had to edit 

you know my name off you go reddit. 

G-Bo(re)

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If you have a crispy pet.

Is there any point,

in taking it to a vet?

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50 minutes ago, philpy said:

There once was a mod called nizzy
Who's head went rather fizzy
If you called him a b**st
Or a paedo at least
The ban hammer would be rather busy.

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If anything could ever perfectly sum up Philpy's P&B career, it'd be him getting banned off the back of his greatest ever post.

"oh, philpy :(" to a tee.

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57 minutes ago, philpy said:

There once was a mod called nizzy
Who's head went rather fizzy
If you called him a b**st
Or a paedo at least
The ban hammer would be rather busy.

 

6 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

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I've just laughed out loud at a philpy post, followed in quick succession by another guffaw at a Slippery P post.

It's the end of days, people. 

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1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said:

 

I've just laughed out loud at a philpy post, followed in quick succession by another guffaw at a Slippery P post.

It's the end of days, people. 

If ever there was P&B perfection this is it, savour it for later it may get Modled away. 

What a time to be P&B alive. 

G-Bo(re) 

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Posting each 'heads gone' in rhyme

Takes up a significant time

I spend half a day

Honing what I will say

Then just give up in the end

 

 

Apologies for the double spacing - blame the iPad

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PC Cabe our resident rozzer

can you locate our lost Mozza 

you are not a clumsy plod 

go investigate the mod 

he disappeared whilst we slept

for something so inept 

get judge Div to pardon him

then I'll take you for a gin 

G-Bo(re)

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3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

There was an old Terror named Granny

 

Really struggling for a rhyme after that. 

Who thought Shandon Par was a fanny?

Edited by Granny Danger

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Just now, Granny Danger said:

Who thought Sandon Par was a fanny?

There was an old Terror named Granny

Who thought Shandon Par was a fanny

Though he's terribly old 

He's still feisty and bold 

And will ask "d'ye fancy a a rammy?" 

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There once was (still is) a poster called Tedi.......

Edited by Romeo

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6 minutes ago, Romeo said:

There once was (still is) a poster called Tedi.......

Whose motto was "Aye Ready"

He flew too close to the sun....

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12 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Whose motto was "Aye Ready"

He flew too close to the sun....

And he'll start a fight with anyone

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22 minutes ago, Romeo said:

There once was (still is) a poster called Tedi.......

 

15 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Whose motto was "Aye Ready"

He flew too close to the sun....

Doused himself in Blue Nun

And went on a march up Ben Ledi

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5 minutes ago, Marr1 said:

And he'll start a fight with anyone

 

1 minute ago, Shandon Par said:

 

 

Doused himself in Blue Nun

And went on a march up Ben Ledi

You two are no fun.

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To make up the numbers, I think some of those Koreans robots will need to be unbanned soon. 

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Im probably getting binned

It was nice knowing you.

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