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Mon Dieu

Heads Gone (The 8MileBU Awards)

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1 minute ago, Alan Stubbs said:

I'm worried for Mon Dieu, sticking his head above the parapet and taking it to the power crazed mods like this.

Be warned, plans are in place in case anything happens Mon Dieu, me or any of our associates. A team is on standby in Burkino Faso, ready to unleash an uncontainable assault of Lewis Stevenson posts. Last word on it.

Big fans of the DECE Party if I remember rightly. A bunch of absolute top boys. Their movement has my support.

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1 minute ago, Your Humble Narrator said:

I went to school with a guy called Jimmy Norvall.

No you didn't Magee. Stop telling lies all the time.

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The fantasist by the name of Magee

His accounts number more than one hundred and three

A greasy ponytail

Alias after alias fail

Catching a mobile phone

Abuse in the home

How long will this one last, we'll see. 

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36 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril :(

Keith Harris and Orville 

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20 minutes ago, Your Humble Narrator said:

I went to school with a guy called Jimmy Norvall.

I havent seen him in over 20 years though and cant think of a relevant way to shoehorn him into a Pie and Bovril based ditty so that idea is kind of fucked before it got started I guess.

Go away Magee.

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For fans of Scottish football to meet
One no longer need pollute the street

Ensconced with beer, far from the chill
Remote piss taking's enabled, via pie & bov-ril

When your team's being shite and your no happy
You can take it out on an alcoholic, sevco chappie

While Nizzy watches on like a gathering storm
Stroking his banhammer to keep it warm



 

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4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Shite.  Doesn't even rhyme. 

McGonnigal has nothing to fear

here

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"Post, not the poster" is a total fallacy,

when you're dealing with a liar like our old friend Magee,

"Honestly I saw it, Henrik Larrsson cured depression,

he caught a guys phone with me on a drinking session."

No he fucking didn't, you greasy Walter Mitty,

Your inability to stay away almost garners pity,

But then you remember, he fibs in every thread he broaches,

Even pretending to be a Dee by the name Dave Coaches,

A fantasist, a weirdo, obsessed with P&B,

Well we don't even like you, go on, f**k off Magee.

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5 minutes ago, The Grass Is Greener. said:

Nizzy is the captain of a ship...

 

Better not pushed it.

Is the ship a tanker?

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There once was a mod called nizzy
Who's head went rather fizzy
If you called him a b**st
Or a paedo at least
The ban hammer would be rather busy.

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There once was a poster named Deeboy

Who'd frequently say *****/***** ahoy

Fuelled by fryups and ching

His posts they would zing

'Til the mods bannhammer deployed

 

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Tynieness is not my miucker

some say he's an ignorant fucker

I pm'd hm with a greet

but my post he did delete

so there's no evidence to show

that I never ever said m**go!

now I'm suckered with a warning point

forever & ever 'til I leave this joint. 

G-Bo(re)

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4 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

 


Fingers crossed that'll be sooner rather than later.

 

Scotty tunbridge gets in a rage

oh what a poster ever so beige 

never alone in his peek 

ever night shaggin his clique/sheep. 

Bleating away ever so mard

always trying to get me barred

not going to happen you beige muppet

& that goes to the rest of your puppets. 

G-Bo(re)

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G'bo had a little cat

its fur was white as snow

but after Grimmy's house burnt down

the cat turned into coal.

where once the feline purred an meowed

and licked it's white coat whispy

oor grimbo fancied a Russian cruise

so turned the poor c**t crispy

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37 minutes ago, philpy said:

There once was a mod called nizzy
Who's head went rather fizzy
If you called him a b**st
Or a paedo at least
The ban hammer would be rather busy.

I can't believe I just laughed at something philpy posted :lol:

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