Sortmeout Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Snafu said: Did he get fed a mushroom supper once and thought it was the best thing ever but since then has never found one, so searches for it like the holy grail. Maybe it doesn't exist any more or is a myth like the kelpie, the Loch Ness Monster or that Falkirk are a big team. I like mushrooms, they are good for you, but a mushroom supper where all the mushrooms have soaked up all that oil. You can only pay for a mushroom supper with a £500 note was the story I heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Snafu said: Did he get fed a mushroom supper once and thought it was the best thing ever but since then has never found one, so searches for it like the holy grail. Maybe it doesn't exist any more or is a myth like the kelpie, the Loch Ness Monster or that Falkirk are a big team. I like mushrooms, they are good for you, but a mushroom supper where all the mushrooms have soaked up all that oil. According to Super Mario they make you double in size... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Snafu said: Did that work on @Melanius Mullarkey ? Before and after pics please. Need to check ShornHub for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 While it is for the bottom feeders you can get a mushroom supper in quite a few reputable chip shops in Dundee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Big Gus said: While it is for the bottom feeders you can get a mushroom supper in quite a few reputable chip shops in Dundee. Do you stare down the tops of the staff that work in them? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieCon Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 He does, but in a non sleazy manner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, Slenderman said: According to Super Mario they make you double in size... Bairnardos next shopping trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, Snafu said: I once walked into a chip shop on the Hill, Dundee by mistake once. wtf were they doing to these snickers and mars bars smothering them in batter and then deep frying them?? They were smothering them in batter and deep frying them. Glad to be of assistance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Snafu said: The horror, the horror. Remember them being brilliant when I was younger. Had one about a year ago and it completely ruined the fond memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Only self loathing morons have an issue with deep frying a mars bar tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Slag deep fried Mars bars all you want. I draw the line at MD being bad mouthed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Did he get fed a mushroom supper once and thought it was the best thing ever but since then has never found one, so searches for it like the holy grail. Maybe it doesn't exist any more or is a myth like the kelpie, the Loch Ness Monster or that Falkirk are a big team. I like mushrooms, they are good for you, but a mushroom supper where all the mushrooms have soaked up all that oil. Some places mushrooms just don’t belong. I still mind asking for a box of mixed pakora from our local takeaway and they used it as the opportunity to get rid of all the mushroom pakora nobody ever orders. Thankfully Ashoka on Ashton Lane specifies their mixed pakoras consists of chicken, vegetable and haggis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Do you stare down the tops of the staff that work in them?Only if their tits look decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Snafu said: Did that work on @Melanius Mullarkey ? Before and after pics please. So tall he grew through his hair. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Close associate of Nesbit @newcastle broon demanding to know my age on the Kelty thread as they continue to build up a profile of me, which is quite disturbing. -4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastle broon Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Marshmallo said: Close associate of Nesbit @newcastle broon demanding to know my age on the Kelty thread as they continue to build up a profile of me, which is quite disturbing. Ye still ken fcuk all aboot the LL so why make a cnut o yersel every time though Aye yer disturbed awright on a heads gone thread attention seeking -3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Questioning someones age whilst using 7 laughing/crying emojis in the one post. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Tractor said: c**t types like a brown puddle drinker. FTFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Ye still ken fcuk all aboot the LL so why make a cnut o yersel every time though [emoji23][emoji23] Aye yer disturbed awright on a heads gone thread attention seeking [emoji23][emoji23]Asking somebody's age on an internet forum....Another no righter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, G_Man1985 said: Asking somebody's age on an internet forum.... Another no righter. At first I thought it was a throwaway comment to have a go at me, but he repeated it and demanded it a second time. -3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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