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57 minutes ago, philpy said:

There once was a mod called nizzy
Who's head went rather fizzy
If you called him a b**st
Or a paedo at least
The ban hammer would be rather busy.

 

6 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

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I've just laughed out loud at a philpy post, followed in quick succession by another guffaw at a Slippery P post.

It's the end of days, people. 

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1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said:

 

I've just laughed out loud at a philpy post, followed in quick succession by another guffaw at a Slippery P post.

It's the end of days, people. 

If ever there was P&B perfection this is it, savour it for later it may get Modled away. 

What a time to be P&B alive. 

G-Bo(re) 

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Posting each 'heads gone' in rhyme

Takes up a significant time

I spend half a day

Honing what I will say

Then just give up in the end

 

 

Apologies for the double spacing - blame the iPad

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PC Cabe our resident rozzer

can you locate our lost Mozza 

you are not a clumsy plod 

go investigate the mod 

he disappeared whilst we slept

for something so inept 

get judge Div to pardon him

then I'll take you for a gin 

G-Bo(re)

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3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

There was an old Terror named Granny

 

Really struggling for a rhyme after that. 

Who thought Shandon Par was a fanny?

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Just now, Granny Danger said:

Who thought Sandon Par was a fanny?

There was an old Terror named Granny

Who thought Shandon Par was a fanny

Though he's terribly old 

He's still feisty and bold 

And will ask "d'ye fancy a a rammy?" 

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22 minutes ago, Romeo said:

There once was (still is) a poster called Tedi.......

 

15 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Whose motto was "Aye Ready"

He flew too close to the sun....

Doused himself in Blue Nun

And went on a march up Ben Ledi

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