throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Bet that took you fucking ages to come up with. Most my Tea break - I had the billy part in my head before I read Grimbo's post honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 There is another poster called PeteWho acts hard but really is sweetMy jokes and my frolics About the warts on his bollocksEnsure he still thinks I'm a teat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: There is another poster called Pete Who acts hard but really is sweet My jokes and my frolics About the warts on his bollocks Ensure he still thinks I'm a teat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Who bought a nasal hair clipper from some bloke he met in a chipper he's a cheese toast roaster The forums top poster but stands up when he goes to the shitter. G-Bo(re) -2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 We are communicating through poetry using rhyming slang AABBA you ignoramus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: We are communicating through poetry using rhyming slang AABBA you ignoramus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril Nostril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 f**k you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril Schoolgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: f**k you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I said "rhymes" .. not "sort of rhymes". I love the smell of Pie and Bovril, Even though I'm missing a nostril, There's also a site, But it got a bit shite, Cos everyone's acting so hostile I'm a stick-on for Poet Laureate with that opus. And for Chief Moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I wrote you a poem you c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I said "rhymes" .. not "sort of rhymes". I love the smell of Pie and Bovril, Even though I'm missing a nostril, There's also a site, But it got a bit shite, Cos everyone's acting so hostile I'm a stick-on for Poet Laureate with that opus. And for Chief Moderator. f**k you. You find a word that rhymes with it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: I wrote you a poem you c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 f**k sake this place just gets worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Headed off on his Russian cruise Loaded up with cheap fags and booze Paid for, by folks on P&B But there's a side, they didn't see "A tedious bore, with manky patter" His dark past, a different matter The doors locked, a trap is set Matches, lighters? Crispy pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 This is all much better than any of that Larkin shite we were forced to read at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'm worried for Mon Dieu, sticking his head above the parapet and taking it to the power crazed mods like this. Be warned, plans are in place in case anything happens Mon Dieu, me or any of our associates. A team is on standby in Burkino Faso, ready to unleash an uncontainable assault of Lewis Stevenson posts. Last word on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: f**k you. You find a word that rhymes with it then. Closest I can come up with is hovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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