Mon Dieu Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) @Black and White Tragic responds to an update of the 'Magic Hat' song. Link On 09/08/2016 at 09:54, Black and White Tragic said: Mon Dieu thinks he's all that, Because he wrote fuckin' poem. He's already got 8 greenies, From those that want to blow um. I'm not goin Saturday, Get that through your head. I'm spending cash on women, And booze and drugs instead. After over a century, Hibs won the Scottish Cup. But in a Falkirk dance off, They were then shown up. So another season for the Hibees, Is this your Hotel California? But fans pay over odds at gate, Because they all adore ya. Neil Lennon at the helm, Of the Hibee ship. He may just earn you, Another season in the Championship. If you couldn't care less, Don't bother with replies. Do I have so many on the hook at once, Or am I being ostracised? /thread Edited October 20, 2017 by Mon Dieu -3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 In before the banning. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Fair play to him for writing it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I've read far worse, take this wee gem for instance. "Not when that smelly c**t at your birds work is still on the scene. trying to fingerbang her beside the vending machines." (B Skidmarks) Although it does have some early punk rock naivety about it? G-Bo(re) -10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Good poem, IMO.My nomination for this week would be Nizzy and The Mods. Not only an accurate nomination following this week's events, but an excellent ban-d name as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Mods, you okay ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'd like to contribute, before this thread is inevitably sealed inside a lead container, encased in concrete and then fired into the sun by the Mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 All replies should be made to rhyme. those that don't should get ban time. if you can't do it then howd yer wheest we all know yous a fuckin big b-b-banned word MC ban Hammer time G-Bo(re) -6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 hours ago, The Grass Is Greener. said: In before the banning. Though his name is a nod to the Gods, Mon Dieu here is taunting the mods, The Easter Road deity, Brings laughter and gaiety, And a ban would be vile, For the Leith Franckophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 From this day on I'm only handing out abuse on here via the medium of poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 My favourite part was when he rhymed ship with... ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Pete Rockwell said: From this day on I'm only handing out abuse on here via the medium of poetry. don't be so silly who once was called Billy go give it a punt sorry I can't think of a last line? G-Bo(re) -5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 There once was a poster called BillyHis dress sense was quite rather sillyA big fan of gaymin He then changed his name an'Now he's called Pete he's a willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) There once was a poster called throbber He just loved playing with his dobber Once safely inside his sock He'd tear the heid off his cock But his missus thinks crusty socks are improper Edited August 10, 2016 by KnightswoodBear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 There once was a poster named Moz Who was binned by the vigilant modz He'd usually shirk At an honest day's work And the only surprise to both you and to me Was being nabbed by the mods not Yewtree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 ShawfieldShedBoy bought shome shoes, they really were a sight. He gave his deetz to Dindeleux, who said he'd make it right. But quick as a flash, Dindeleux gave us a laugh. So ShedBoy offered him a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 There once was a poster called nizzy He got him self in an awful tizzy because of a b***t There was a banning feast And the forum though he'd gone dizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Vids of kidsAnd inappropriate 'wids'Online beasts, there are a lot. But banning Moz?An unjust cause.The mods have lost the plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) If Pie and Bovril were a Billy Joel song: Cheesy Wotsits, ruined trainers, Paedophile pool, Ruel Street, crispy pets, 8Mile flinging stool. Pie review, verge of tears, Griffiths is a thumb, Mumsnet, scheme goblin, Philpy does the worm. Windows down, heating up, cock-teasing bitch, T-bone stag, BarraJag, artificial pitch. Lowing chipmunk, Charles Green, seething alias, Heads gone, kicking pie, swing and a miss. Edited August 10, 2016 by Sweet Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: There once was a poster called Billy His dress sense was quite rather silly A big fan of gaymin He then changed his name an' Now he's called Pete he's a willy. Bet that took you fucking ages to come up with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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