forever_blue Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 That was brutal reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Always knew SJC was a wrong un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Well, this thread has certainly sorted out all that nasty beast chat we've been seeing so much of. Congrats to the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 and I always thought Godzilla 'felt' like the biggest beast in Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 So just to get the story straight, SJC has admitted that schoolgirls get him all sweaty and give him a stauner you could break coal with? I'm pretty sure I've got it almost word for word. The canal boat seems somehow sinister now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Speaking of beds - Have you stopped wetting yours yet? Do you still send angry, sweary PM's threatening anyone that slags you rotten for being a stupid wee fanny? Scotty Tunbridge! I wouldn't be slagging people off about wetting the bed when you openly admitted to reaching into your anus and throwing faeces at another human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, gavin_3110 said: So just to get the story straight, SJC has admitted that schoolgirls get him all sweaty and give him a stauner you could break coal with? I'm pretty sure I've got it almost word for word. The canal boat seems somehow sinister now. You mean the carnal boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 25 minutes ago, gavin_3110 said: So just to get the story straight, SJC has admitted that schoolgirls get him all sweaty and give him a stauner you could break coal with? I'm pretty sure I've got it almost word for word. The canal boat seems somehow sinister now. You're paraphrasing of course but that's pretty much the message I got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 A stauner you could break coal with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 SJC, have you found Japan to be as obsessed with tentacle monsters and schoolgirls as can appear from foreign climes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, throbber said: A stauner you could break coal with. But would it choke a horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 15 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: SJC, have you found Japan to be as obsessed with tentacle monsters and schoolgirls as can appear from foreign climes? Recent posts suggest he may have gone native. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 The transformation is complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Recent posts suggest he may have gone native. Back in Nagasaki where the fellas chew tobaccy and the women wicky wacky woo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 sjc is Kilt on a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You mean the carnal boat. Gives the term 'Jolly Rodger' a whole new meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Gives the term 'Jolly Rodger' a whole new meaning. Tom the cabin boy will deal with any tugging that needs done. Avast there me hearties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Erm, no I didn't openly admit to doing that! Correct, you didn't openly admit to doing that as no one accused you of it - you just offered it to us in some attempt to look cool but came across as a manky individual and always will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 13 hours ago, sjc said: I was drenched in sweat in a fully air conditioned room surrounded by them*......on the basis of how that looked, how do you think I felt, Mrs M? Awkward? At very best! Like how a beast could be perceived? Yes I thought so! *to quantify this for all the Helen Lovejoys out there: no children were harmed, abused or sexulised either in real life or in my imagination! Just to say in sjc's defence I did a TEFL course in Spain in a building with no air conditioning, and had to practice teaching with glasses steamed up and sweat poring everywhere. It was possibly the worst experience of my life. But that was teaching adults, sjc, adults, including the presenter of Santiago de Compostella News, who was stunning. We had a to and fro about B and V, she was was vampishly flirtatious but I remained professional throughout, not a trace of a semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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