DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 34 minutes ago, Pete Rockwell said: If you're on an Easyjet style Euro flight you really do need to have a drink to escape the idiocy/selfishness of those around you. Tried it once a couple of months back and made sure I was armed with some sneaked on bevvy for the flight home. It's not easy jet but we're going to sunny beach so I expect the same inbreeds on the flight. I never thought about the other passenger's annoying me that's a added worry. Maybe I'll get air rage and we will get diverted to Newcastle or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, DDcups said: It's not easy jet but we're going to sunny beach so I expect the same inbreeds on the flight. I never thought about the other passenger's annoying me that's a added worry. Maybe I'll get air rage and we will get diverted to Newcastle or something. I usually always come on board with some hidden booze in my hand luggage and plenty of music to listen to but decided to do that Lisbon flight sober as it departed at around 6am. Won't be making that mistake again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KnightswoodBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: There's....somethingonthewing........some................thing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Flying's nae bother. It's the crashing I'm shit scared of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: There's....somethingonthewing........some................thing!!! MaGhee IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Valium. Tell the doc your arse is making buttons and he might have mercy. Altenatively a can of super lager and half a bottle of night nurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Diazepam and pints. Exactly this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 You really shouldn't worry about the plane crashing. I hear they drop quicker than Grimos reputation. It will be over before you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 If you're not scared of getting into a car then there's no need to be afraid of flying. Unless you're scared of the car, in which case you're totally fcuked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 38 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: If you're not scared of getting into a car then there's no need to be afraid of flying. Unless you're scared of the car, in which case you're totally fcuked. My lawyer said I'm not allowed to discuss my fear of being in the car since my horrific accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Sit at the back of the plane. When was the last time you heard about a plane reversing into a mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 A pint of diazepam is the best idea yet.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 It doesn't matter if the plane crashes you'll be able to feast on the flesh of your tasty fellow passengers like happened in that film... "Bambi". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 We've learned this week that falling from a great height without a parachute and surviving is possible, sit beside an emergency door & you'll be fine.Oh, and the nets, don't forget the nets all along the flight path, that's important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 With Andreas Lubitz out of the equation the odds have increased in your favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: If you're not scared of getting into a car then there's no need to be afraid of flying. Unless you're scared of the car, in which case you're totally fcuked. If a car crashes then its instant but the thoughts of sitting on the plane for a couple of minutes hurtling towards the ground are awful. Like a mini death sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: If a car crashes then its instant Have you heard of the A9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 If planes only went at 20mph then there's much less chance of killing anyone. G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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