ICTChris Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Two men, armed with knives, have been 'neutralised' by French police after they took hostages in a church in Northern France. One of the hostages has been killed. Some reports, unconfirmed, say it was a priest, who had his throat slit. Some reports, again unconfirmed, state that the priest was beheaded. All ill-informed speculation here please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Think I'm going to start a Terrorism Watch thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Quite clearly Muslims trying to rid Europe of any religion that's not Islam so they can extend the wonder of Sharia Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Think I'm going to start a Terrorism Watch thread. If it's gaudy and gauche Biggie will be down the jeweller's in a flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 That lad Trump can't get elected quickly enough. Bring back the crusades! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Two men, armed with knives, have been 'neutralised' by French police after they took hostages in a church in Northern France. One of the hostages has been killed. Some reports, unconfirmed, say it was a priest, who had his throat slit. Some reports, again unconfirmed, state that the priest was beheaded. All ill-informed speculation here please. The priest couldn't wait for an Amazon drone to land with his order of communion wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Two men, armed with knives, have been 'neutralised' by French police after they took hostages in a church in Northern France. One of the hostages has been killed. Some reports, unconfirmed, say it was a priest, who had his throat slit. Some reports, again unconfirmed, state that the priest was beheaded. All ill-informed speculation here please. Sounds like a cross between pulling the heid aff it and bashing the bishop. The next time I'm off for a w**k I think I'll inform my friends and family that I'm away to behead the bishop. Pm me for permission if you would like to use this tremendous patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Two men, armed with knives, have been 'neutralised' by French police after they took hostages in a church in Northern France. One of the hostages has been killed. Some reports, unconfirmed, say it was a priest, who had his throat slit. Some reports, again unconfirmed, state that the priest was beheaded. All ill-informed speculation here please. That'll Rouen your day for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Footage has been released; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 ISIS' official news agency has said that two of their members carried out the attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Does this mean I have to put a faded picture of a priest over my Facebook profile picture to help defeat Isis now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Je suis a priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Europe is fucked. All sorts of stuff kicking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Whos ISIS' big team? Boko Haram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Just now, Sonsteam of 08 said: Boko Haram They were never able to replicate the success of Whiter Shade Of Pale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: They were never able to replicate the success of Whiter Shade Of Pale. Very true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I wonder who the victim was. Maybe Fr. Andy Riley, or Fr. Desmond Coyle, Fr. George Byrne, Fr. David Nicholson, Fr. Declan Lynch, Fr. Ken Sweeney, Fr. Neil Hannon, Fr. Keith Cullen, Fr. Ciaran Donnelly, Fr. Mick McEvoy, Fr. Jack White, Fr. Henry Bigbigging, Fr. Hank Tree, Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie Fr. Stig Bubblecard, Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ , Fr. Luke Duke, Fr. Billy Ferry, Fr. Chewy Louie, Fr. John Hoop, Fr. Hairycake Linehan, Fr. Rebulah Conundrum, Fr. Peewee Stairmaster, Fr. Jemima Racktool, Fr. Jerry Twig, Fr. Spodo Komodo, Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. Fr. Todd Unctious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 ICTChris once again starting a thread about death. A morbid individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 ISIS' official news agency has said that two of their members carried out the attack. Do ISIS members have membership cards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Europe is fucked. All sorts of stuff kicking off. We'll be fine now that we're out. Our priests and ministers can breath a sigh of relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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