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Two men, armed with knives, have been 'neutralised' by French police after they took hostages in a church in Northern France.

One of the hostages has been killed.  Some reports, unconfirmed, say it was a priest, who had his throat slit.  Some reports, again unconfirmed, state that the priest was beheaded.

All ill-informed speculation here please.

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10 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Two men, armed with knives, have been 'neutralised' by French police after they took hostages in a church in Northern France.

One of the hostages has been killed.  Some reports, unconfirmed, say it was a priest, who had his throat slit.  Some reports, again unconfirmed, state that the priest was beheaded.

All ill-informed speculation here please.

The priest couldn't wait for an Amazon drone to land with his order of communion wine.

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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Two men, armed with knives, have been 'neutralised' by French police after they took hostages in a church in Northern France.

One of the hostages has been killed.  Some reports, unconfirmed, say it was a priest, who had his throat slit.  Some reports, again unconfirmed, state that the priest was beheaded.

All ill-informed speculation here please.

Sounds like a cross between pulling the heid aff it and bashing the bishop. The next time I'm off for a w**k I think I'll inform my friends and family that I'm away to behead the bishop.

Pm me for permission if you would like to use this tremendous patter.

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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Two men, armed with knives, have been 'neutralised' by French police after they took hostages in a church in Northern France.

One of the hostages has been killed.  Some reports, unconfirmed, say it was a priest, who had his throat slit.  Some reports, again unconfirmed, state that the priest was beheaded.

All ill-informed speculation here please.

That'll Rouen your day for you.

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I wonder who the victim was.  Maybe Fr. Andy Riley,
or Fr. Desmond Coyle,
Fr. George Byrne,
Fr. David Nicholson,
Fr. Declan Lynch,
Fr. Ken Sweeney,
Fr. Neil Hannon,
Fr. Keith Cullen,
Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,
Fr. Mick McEvoy,
Fr. Jack White,
Fr. Henry Bigbigging,
Fr. Hank Tree,
Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie
Fr. Stig Bubblecard,
Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ ,
Fr. Luke Duke,
Fr. Billy Ferry,
Fr. Chewy Louie,
Fr. John Hoop,
Fr. Hairycake Linehan,
Fr. Rebulah Conundrum,
Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,
Fr. Jemima Racktool,
Fr. Jerry Twig,
Fr. Spodo Komodo,
Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.
Fr. Todd Unctious

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