sjc Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: I'm not sure myself - these students can be quite and wild bunch! Quite. I vaguely remember those days myself but what I can categorically recall is not having a gauge of any visiting Plumbers arsehole! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Mozzamozza said: Sounds like the think Magee would advertise on the side of his van. "Gas Safe Registered Plumber" "Domestic & Commercial Services Catered For" "Broad Gauge Arsehole & Wifebeating Provided Free Of Charge" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Another story from that flat was one evening we tried mixing the remains of some cheap white wine and even cheaper cider together. The resulting concoction (which was christened Swine) was declared to be a resounding success. So much so that we all leapt out of bed at 9am the next morning to march triumphantly to the local carryout shop to buy around 8 litres of Pulse and a few bottles of the cheapest plonk available, for our inaugural "Swine at Nine" event. SwineFest continued all day - interrupted only by repeated trips back to the offie. I was keeping a lid on it as I was working in a pub in the afternoon. I came back around 9pm to witness some of the worst drinking-related carnage I've ever seen. Bodies and furniture scattered everywhere. Despite none of us being remotely violent-minded - even with a drink in us - some of the all-day Swiners decided to have "stand-up" fights... basically, the closest you can get to real fighting without actually wanting to hurt the other person. I only mention all this because it suddenly occurred to me that these fights might have come as a result of the Swine-fuelled debates about who would beat who in the Top Trumps cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 SJC you have made my afternoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, throbber said: SJC you have made my afternoon You're welcome Throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Another story from that flat was one evening we tried mixing the remains of some cheap white wine and even cheaper cider together. The resulting concoction (which was christened Swine) was declared to be a resounding success. So much so that we all leapt out of bed at 9am the next morning to march triumphantly to the local carryout shop to buy around 8 litres of Pulse and a few bottles of the cheapest plonk available, for our inaugural "Swine at Nine" event. SwineFest continued all day - interrupted only by repeated trips back to the offie. I was keeping a lid on it as I was working in a pub in the afternoon. I came back around 9pm to witness some of the worst drinking-related carnage I've ever seen. Bodies and furniture scattered everywhere. Despite none of us being remotely violent-minded - even with a drink in us - some of the all-day Swiners decided to have "stand-up" fights... basically, the closest you can get to real fighting without actually wanting to hurt the other person. I only mention all this because it suddenly occurred to me that these fights might have come as a result of the Swine-fuelled debates about who would beat who in the Top Trumps cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 My best mate spent the weekend in the cells after a home drink fest and prescription drugs cocktail turned bad. He apparently burst into the Royal Bar shouting "I live upstairs" (which he did at the time) then proceeded to smash the place up and give the Manager and a one of the patrons a kicking. Judge gave him 100 hours community service and insisted he took an anger management course. The Manager had to be persueded through from the back office when he went in the following week to apologise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I once drank whisky and red bull which turned out to be probably the most unpleasant experience of my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 I just did it by using MS Paint, I'll upload the template for people to make their own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 (edited) 'Happy Anniversary' to this dead thread. This card DOES NOT apply to any of the following posters: @T P @E.T @D 4EVR @I am a chair Edited July 26, 2017 by Mon Dieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Grassy O'Connor @Granny Danger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Garry O'Cünther / LGüntherBTQ @Johnny Däpp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 The Rainbow avatar is a nice touch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 8 hours ago, Mon Dieu said: 'Happy Anniversary' to this dead thread. This card DOES NOT apply to any of the following posters: @T P @E.T @D 4EVR @I am a chair On a totally unrelated matter, whatever happened to Tedi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 On a totally unrelated matter, whatever happened to Tedi? Probably in solitary confinement. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 On 7/26/2016 at 14:49, throbber said: I once drank whisky and red bull which turned out to be probably the most unpleasant experience of my life. I'm itching to get out of the office and give this a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 (edited) Grimmy O'Connor / Grimbo / Grim @Spartans Telly / @Grim O'Grady When playing this card: 1 | Game ends. 2 | Everyone loses. ETA: Mon Dieu Edited July 27, 2017 by Mon Dieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 27/07/2017 at 13:18, Mon Dieu said: Grimmy O'Connor / Grimbo / Grim @Spartans Telly / @Grim O'Grady When playing this card: 1 | Game ends. 2 | Everyone loses. ETA: Mon Dieu Grim's polar-opposite: Quality > QuantityPositive > Negative Unlike Grimbo, @chigsy91 didn't outstay his welcome and received rapturous applause for his confession to granslaughter. (The most 'greenied' post of all time.) Cheerio Chigsy - we hardly knew ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Jambo mod fishing for greenies right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Was a bit rough earlier, but occasionally remembered about Ian Cathro and soon cheered up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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