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David Attenborough once opined about a rare species: the 'grassing rattledsnake'...

"Only one of its kind  -  this creature has found a way to post on an online Scottish football forum   in order to blend in with their surroundings  -  using its own excrement as camouflage,  this spineless predator inadvertently reveals itself to the other inhabitants of the forum   as something to be avoided."

 

This poster has accumulated so much crap in his time here that it is difficult to decide what incident is the worst...

1 |  Reciting the time they kicked over a can of cider and ranted at its homeless consumer, in front of his child?

2 |  Claiming to have scooped excrement from their backside, to throw at another person?

3 |  Lobbying rival supporters via private messages, in order to get them to issue 'red dots' to a poster (@StandFree03)?

4 |  Allegedly contacting @Bobby Skidmarks' employer, to complain about their conduct on an internet forum?

5 |  Allegedly contacting posters to shit-stir about other posters' private lives?

6 |  Allegedly finding out personal information about posters and posting it to others in private?

7 |  Sending himself text messages, pretending to be a 'mate' called Tony, in an attempt to justify the stalking & defaming of the already infamous @Flybhoy?

8 |  Replying to EVERYTHING?

 

Despite all of that (and a permanent ban), they continue to smear their posts all over the forum.

The epitome of shameless - An Idiot Aboard the good ship P&B, lingering like a bad smell; he's a turd that won't flush; one poo over the cuckoo's nest...

It is, of course, none other than @8MileBU.

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There's money in a printed version of this, Mon Dieu - get Div on the phone. You could literally have tens of thousands of pence to split between you  :king

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13 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

There's money in a printed version of this, Mon Dieu - get Div on the phone. You could literally have tens of thousands of pence to split between you  :king

Printed copies of Top Trumps? 

Well I never.

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1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Printed copies of Top Trumps? 

Well I never.

You're just jealous that it didn't occur to you first.

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3 hours ago, Mon Dieu said:

David Attenborough once opined about a rare species: the 'grassing rattledsnake'...

"Only one of its kind  -  this creature has found a way to post on an online Scottish football forum   in order to blend in with their surroundings  -  using its own excrement as camouflage,  this spineless predator inadvertently reveals itself to the other inhabitants of the forum   as something to be avoided."

 

This poster has accumulated so much crap in his time here that it is difficult to decide what incident is the worst...

1 |  Reciting the time they kicked over a can of cider and ranted at its homeless consumer, in front of his child?

2 |  Claiming to have scooped excrement from their backside, to throw at another person?

3 |  Lobbying rival supporters via private messages, in order to get them to issue 'red dots' to a poster (@StandFree03)?

4 |  Allegedly contacting @Bobby Skidmarks' employer, to complain about their conduct on an internet forum?

5 |  Allegedly contacting posters to shit-stir about other posters' private lives?

6 |  Allegedly finding out personal information about posters and posting it to others in private?

7 |  Sending himself text messages, pretending to be a 'mate' called Tony, in an attempt to justify the stalking & defaming of the already infamous @Flybhoy?

8 |  Replying to EVERYTHING?

 

Despite all of that (and a permanent ban), they continue to smear their posts all over the forum.

The epitome of shameless - An Idiot Aboard the good ship P&B, lingering like a bad smell; he's a turd that won't flush; one poo over the cuckoo's nest...

It is, of course, none other than @8MileBU.

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You have outdone yourself Mon Dieu.

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It would have been impossible to separate the m9s from the bois, so here are the Hibs Boyz:

 

@Alan Stubbs / @SodjesSixteenIncher

@The Grass Is Greener.

@The Ginger Prince

@Dudu Dahan pal

@Fraser Fyvie

@Dominique Malonga

@Zing.

@Henderson to deliver .....

@Bambino7

@Dave1875

@HibsFan

@Erin Go Bragh

@Eoin Doyle

@Solitaire

 

 

...

 

You know what - it would be much quicker if I just list the posters that aren't in the #FlameGang...

 

 

@Boostin' Kev

@throbber

 

 

Fin.

 

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6 hours ago, Mon Dieu said:

It would have been impossible to separate the m9s from the bois, so here are the Hibs Boyz:

 

@Alan Stubbs / @SodjesSixteenIncher

@The Grass Is Greener.

@The Ginger Prince

@Dudu Dahan pal

@Fraser Fyvie

@Dominique Malonga

@Zing.

@Henderson to deliver .....

@Bambino7

@Dave1875

@HibsFan

@Erin Go Bragh

@Eoin Doyle

@Solitaire

 

 

...

 

You know what - it would be much quicker if I just list the posters that aren't in the #FlameGang...

 

 

@Boostin' Kev

@throbber

 

 

Fin.

 

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On 31/07/2017 at 15:05, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Do Stuart Dickson, do Stuart Dickson.

Is that @Law Stud?

I may need help with this one as he was before my time.

 

On 01/08/2017 at 00:27, hellbhoy said:

:lol:

Do a Magee one Mon Dieu. :)

Ask @8MileBU: his mate Tony will have a few ideas.

 

On 31/07/2017 at 15:28, Shandon Par said:

I think throbber deserves one. Low on taste in crockery, high in fertility. 

Who?

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