Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Miss u Tedi ( @nacho )xoxo If you're taking requests @Mon Dieu, I'd like to see an 8mile one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Mon Dieu is far too good for us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 (edited) David Attenborough once opined about a rare species: the 'grassing rattledsnake'... "Only one of its kind - this creature has found a way to post on an online Scottish football forum in order to blend in with their surroundings - using its own excrement as camouflage, this spineless predator inadvertently reveals itself to the other inhabitants of the forum as something to be avoided." This poster has accumulated so much crap in his time here that it is difficult to decide what incident is the worst... 1 | Reciting the time they kicked over a can of cider and ranted at its homeless consumer, in front of his child? 2 | Claiming to have scooped excrement from their backside, to throw at another person? 3 | Lobbying rival supporters via private messages, in order to get them to issue 'red dots' to a poster (@StandFree03)? 4 | Allegedly contacting @Bobby Skidmarks' employer, to complain about their conduct on an internet forum? 5 | Allegedly contacting posters to shit-stir about other posters' private lives? 6 | Allegedly finding out personal information about posters and posting it to others in private? 7 | Sending himself text messages, pretending to be a 'mate' called Tony, in an attempt to justify the stalking & defaming of the already infamous @Flybhoy? 8 | Replying to EVERYTHING? Despite all of that (and a permanent ban), they continue to smear their posts all over the forum. The epitome of shameless - An Idiot Aboard the good ship P&B, lingering like a bad smell; he's a turd that won't flush; one poo over the cuckoo's nest... It is, of course, none other than @8MileBU. Edited July 31, 2017 by Mon Dieu 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 This is my favourite thread of all time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 There's money in a printed version of this, Mon Dieu - get Div on the phone. You could literally have tens of thousands of pence to split between you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 13 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: There's money in a printed version of this, Mon Dieu - get Div on the phone. You could literally have tens of thousands of pence to split between you Printed copies of Top Trumps? Well I never. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Printed copies of Top Trumps? Well I never. You're just jealous that it didn't occur to you first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I think throbber deserves one. Low on taste in crockery, high in fertility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 3 hours ago, Mon Dieu said: David Attenborough once opined about a rare species: the 'grassing rattledsnake'... "Only one of its kind - this creature has found a way to post on an online Scottish football forum in order to blend in with their surroundings - using its own excrement as camouflage, this spineless predator inadvertently reveals itself to the other inhabitants of the forum as something to be avoided." This poster has accumulated so much crap in his time here that it is difficult to decide what incident is the worst... 1 | Reciting the time they kicked over a can of cider and ranted at its homeless consumer, in front of his child? 2 | Claiming to have scooped excrement from their backside, to throw at another person? 3 | Lobbying rival supporters via private messages, in order to get them to issue 'red dots' to a poster (@StandFree03)? 4 | Allegedly contacting @Bobby Skidmarks' employer, to complain about their conduct on an internet forum? 5 | Allegedly contacting posters to shit-stir about other posters' private lives? 6 | Allegedly finding out personal information about posters and posting it to others in private? 7 | Sending himself text messages, pretending to be a 'mate' called Tony, in an attempt to justify the stalking & defaming of the already infamous @Flybhoy? 8 | Replying to EVERYTHING? Despite all of that (and a permanent ban), they continue to smear their posts all over the forum. The epitome of shameless - An Idiot Aboard the good ship P&B, lingering like a bad smell; he's a turd that won't flush; one poo over the cuckoo's nest... It is, of course, none other than @8MileBU. You have outdone yourself Mon Dieu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 14mile deleting comments again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 It would have been impossible to separate the m9s from the bois, so here are the Hibs Boyz: @Alan Stubbs / @SodjesSixteenIncher @The Grass Is Greener. @The Ginger Prince @Dudu Dahan pal @Fraser Fyvie @Dominique Malonga @Zing. @Henderson to deliver ..... @Bambino7 @Dave1875 @HibsFan @Erin Go Bragh @Eoin Doyle @Solitaire ... You know what - it would be much quicker if I just list the posters that aren't in the #FlameGang... @Boostin' Kev @throbber Fin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Do a Magee one Mon Dieu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 6 hours ago, Mon Dieu said: It would have been impossible to separate the m9s from the bois, so here are the Hibs Boyz: @Alan Stubbs / @SodjesSixteenIncher @The Grass Is Greener. @The Ginger Prince @Dudu Dahan pal @Fraser Fyvie @Dominique Malonga @Zing. @Henderson to deliver ..... @Bambino7 @Dave1875 @HibsFan @Erin Go Bragh @Eoin Doyle @Solitaire ... You know what - it would be much quicker if I just list the posters that aren't in the #FlameGang... @Boostin' Kev @throbber Fin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Must remember to start greenieing MD's pictures in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 (edited) On 31/07/2017 at 15:05, Melanius Mullarkey said: Do Stuart Dickson, do Stuart Dickson. Is that @Law Stud? I may need help with this one as he was before my time. On 01/08/2017 at 00:27, hellbhoy said: Do a Magee one Mon Dieu. Ask @8MileBU: his mate Tony will have a few ideas. On 31/07/2017 at 15:28, Shandon Par said: I think throbber deserves one. Low on taste in crockery, high in fertility. Who? Edited August 2, 2017 by Mon Dieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 On 31/07/2017 at 19:24, Bobby Skidmarks said: 14mile deleting comments again. He could be doing with deleting a few thousand calories out his diet each week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Thats the beaver with the Hitler moustache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 That gif is fucking genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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