sugna Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Ah. Tbf, asparagus makes your piss smell funny without having to stick it up your urethra. I'll take that as a yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I was also meant to mention that I got sleeping tablets last week and under possible side effects, it listed "feeling tired". Maybe I'm just expecting too much, but I was kind of hoping that the sleeping tablets were custom designed just for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Spent the last month or so worrying I had developed Type 2 diabetes (having had fragrant pish for a while), but just got an all clear from a blood test I got last week. Admin lady: "It says satisfactory, no change from before. Ok then, thanks now, bye". Great. So what the f*** now then? Accept weird pish for all eternity? You must have a good hospital, when at the Vic in Kirckaldy the receptionist opened the conversation by proclaiming "am no medical!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Got a boil in my right oxter and it's sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) On 18/12/2019 at 15:57, 101 said: You must have a good hospital, when at the Vic in Kirckaldy the receptionist opened the conversation by proclaiming "am no medical!" When my brother recently went to Dunf' Queen Margaret (it might have been the Vic) and needed a wheelchair to get in from the car within the hospital grounds, the girl at reception told my mum who had driven him down that he would have to phone 999 and sort out a wheelchair by himself. She may as well have said "Ah'm no medical and dinnae organise wheelchairs, ah jist take names and that" Edited September 8, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Ingrown toe nail, best fast home treatment to get the swelling down, got training in about an hour and it's at the point of painful to stand on due to the swelling, currently soaking in a hot bath with salts in it to see if that will help. Any other advice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Empty It said: Ingrown toe nail, best fast home treatment to get the swelling down, got training in about an hour and it's at the point of painful to stand on due to the swelling, currently soaking in a hot bath with salts in it to see if that will help. Any other advice? If you've bathed it, dig in with nail scissors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 ARGHHH!!!! Why the f*** is the water in the toilet bowl dark purple?! Why the f*** is there purple-maroon colouring emanating from my shite?! Am I going to die?!! oh, wait... I had home-grown beetroot for dinner on Monday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: ARGHHH!!!! Why the f*** is the water in the toilet bowl dark purple?! Why the f*** is there purple-maroon colouring emanating from my shite?! Am I going to die?!! Hide contents oh, wait... I had home-grown beetroot for dinner on Monday night. You are going to die. I guarantee it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 I think I have strep A with 90% of my symptoms being in my genitals - has anyone had similar? Sensible answers only please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 10 minutes ago, throbber said: I think I have strep A with 90% of my symptoms being in my genitals - has anyone had similar? Sensible answers only please HTH. https://www.intimina.com/blog/strep-vagina-its-possible/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 20 minutes ago, throbber said: I think I have strep A with 90% of my symptoms being in my genitals - has anyone had similar? Sensible answers only please You spelled Strap-on incorrectly, yes I have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 28 minutes ago, welshbairn said: HTH. https://www.intimina.com/blog/strep-vagina-its-possible/ Thanks for that - fortunately starting to get aches and pains as well so it’s not just my genitalia suffering 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 (edited) On 23/09/2020 at 16:20, Granny Danger said: You are going to die. I guarantee it. HA, WRONG! (so far) Anyway, I'm off for an X-Ray of my hands tomorrow. Got one of those Heberden's nodes on my finger, which might* be the onset of osteoarthritis. *my mum has it and her dad had it. I fully expect that I now have it. Edited December 14, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 I've started getting blood in my left nostril when I wake up. It doesn't happen every morning, but it's been more frequent over the past week or two. One bit of tissue up there for a few seconds and it's fine. Yesterday in work I had a full on nosebleed for a few minutes, I kept stuffing and it kept leaking. Am I dying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: I've started getting blood in my left nostril when I wake up. It doesn't happen every morning, but it's been more frequent over the past week or two. One bit of tissue up there for a few seconds and it's fine. Yesterday in work I had a full on nosebleed for a few minutes, I kept stuffing and it kept leaking. Am I dying? Have you been snorting massive quantities of cocaine before you go to sleep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 1 hour ago, throbber said: I think I have strep A with 90% of my symptoms being in my genitals - has anyone had similar? Sensible answers only please Nope, I've never had your genitals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
German Jag Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 27 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've started getting blood in my left nostril when I wake up. It doesn't happen every morning, but it's been more frequent over the past week or two. One bit of tissue up there for a few seconds and it's fine. Yesterday in work I had a full on nosebleed for a few minutes, I kept stuffing and it kept leaking. Am I dying? High blood-pressure can be a reason for what you‘ve mentioned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 41 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Have you been snorting massive quantities of cocaine before you go to sleep? No 12 minutes ago, German Jag said: High blood-pressure can be a reason for what you‘ve mentioned. Don't know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 How old are you? I would get nosebleeds in my teens and early twenties, so did my brothers. One of the apprentices in my work has the same. Also, I think cold weather can contribute to nosebleeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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