Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 18 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You're meant to take your underpants off to iron them. HTH. Cheers. Is that the voice of bitter experience speaking? You'd quite literally boil your piss if you did that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 On 21/07/2016 at 00:38, Mortar Bored said: My mum is in recovery after surgery on anal fissures right now. More than 24 hours have passed since Mortar Bored informed us that his mother was suffering from anal fissures and not one poster has suggested that it may be because his maw was taking it up the arse. Some of you guys need to take a long, hard look at yourselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 7 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: I have Pachyonychia Congenita. Its like my skin cells break easily from pressure and are replaced before the old ones fall off. More painful as the day goes on and if i do a lot of work i am crippled in the evening No cure because its genetic too ^^^Leper colony for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 There was a leper banned from the leper colony for dipping his toast in his mate's head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I had Osgood Schlatters disease in my knees when I was 15/16. I had to give up my promising career as a winger with the mighty Inverness Clach to pursue a new one of getting pished every weekend and not running at 5s except to make sure I left the boot in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Anxiety and depression. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I had Osgood Schlatters disease in my knees when I was 15/16. I had to give up my promising career as a winger with the mighty Inverness Clach to pursue a new one of getting pished every weekend and not running at 5s except to make sure I left the boot in. Bobby Studmarks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: More than 24 hours have passed since Mortar Bored informed us that his mother was suffering from anal fissures and not one poster has suggested that it may be because his maw was taking it up the arse. Some of you guys need to take a long, hard cock to Mortar Bored's maw. FTFY. Edit: You don't get them from taking it up the arse. I've had one and the wife hasn't. QED. Edited July 21, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Ulcerative Colitis. I'm lucky I guess as, touch wood, it hasn't really bothered me for over 6 years now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 22 hours ago, Dee Man said: My beeatch was watching some tv show last night and when I heard the name Louis Litt I immediately looked up and saw your avatar and it all began to make sense. He's got some set of gnashers on him. You should start watching it Dee Man it's a good programme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Epididimitis caused by testicular cysts and testicular varicose veins. Occasionally lands me in hospital. Painful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Pete Rockwell said: You should start watching it Dee Man it's a good programme. I watched the remainder of it and it seemed alright but I don't have the attention span to be sitting watching TV shows. Off the top of my head the only tv series I've enjoyed and looked forward to the next episode was Eastbound and Down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I once had my face licked by a Dee on the upper deck of a bus in Dundee. Fortunately I was able to get all the necessary inoculations before I caught anything nasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said: Epididimitis caused by testicular cysts and testicular varicose veins. Occasionally lands me in hospital. Painful. As Frankie Howerd said "It's wicked to mock the afflicted" but sorry Pete, I just couldn't help thinking of this... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Epididimitis caused by testicular cysts and testicular varicose veins. Occasionally lands me in hospital. Painful. Hard to tell if you're serious, as ever, but varicose veins on your nads sounds like a pisser, especially if they're the painful type. Then again, I don't suppose any of us have ever had a lassie say, "I wasn't in the mood until you showed me your beautiful scrotum". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 7 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I once had my face licked by a Dee on the upper deck of a bus in Dundee. Fortunately I was able to get all the necessary inoculations before I caught anything nasty. Apparently the licker didn't get off as lightly as the lickee... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdes Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I've got severe brain damage which causes various difficulties/problems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Crohns, cluster headaches, bipolar, ADHD, etc, etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 For those wondering about ocular migraines...They start small then grow and grow, usually in that kind of pattern for me, until half the vision in an eye is fuzzed to f**k and unusable. Heid doin for 15 minutes usually solves them for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Keep looking at that image and expecting Captain Kirk to appear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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