Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Just now, The Grass Is Greener. said: Is Rab really in his 50s? Is this a Mensa question? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 22 minutes ago, Rab B Nesbit said: is there anyone on P&B more obsessed about dots than the mallow -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Marshmallo said: Keep them coming mallow there’s just a couple more - you’ve not got the fishy one yet that was my favourite . Edited May 25, 2019 by Rab B Nesbit -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 In light of the PM Rab has just sent me, I will no longer be posting any more of the weird messages he was sending me without reply for public consumption. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Marshmallo said: In light of the PM Rab has just sent me, I will no longer be posting any more of the weird messages he was sending me without reply for public consumption. Cheers mallow. Good luck and let me know how it goes with her on Thursday night . #matchmaker Edited May 25, 2019 by Rab B Nesbit -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 One for the road eh - can't let threats win the day -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Marshmallo said: One for the road eh - can't let threats win the day Holy f**k. He just needs to flambe a fucking cat or something and he'll be officially worse than Grimbo, who ironically started this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 This is great. Always leave them wanting more. Hand played to perfection, then bail out on top. Beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Marshmallo said: One for the road eh - can't let threats win the day Threats eh you should report me . Thst fishy one was a belter dangled the bait just nicely . -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Just now, jupe1407 said: Holy f**k. He just needs to flambe a fucking cat or something and he'll be officially worse than Grimbo, who ironically started this thread. I can only offer up a goldfish jupe I’m not sure if he’s flammable. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Rab B Nesbit said: I can only offer up a goldfish jupe I’m not sure if he’s flammable. You'd probably need to pour the water out first tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 1 minute ago, This time Perthshirebell said: Be easier just to take the fish out tbh. They're slippery fuckers. All depends on whether we're talking about a goldfish bowl here. Obviously a sizeable aquarium would be a pain in the arse and a wee net would be appropriate. A bowl though? Just pour the c**t out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 This is utterly tragic. Great work from Marshmallo tho. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Just now, JMDP said: This is utterly tragic. Great work from Marshmallo tho. -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: They're slippery fuckers. All depends on whether we're talking about a goldfish bowl here. Obviously a sizeable aquarium would be a pain in the arse and a wee net would be appropriate. A bowl though? Just pour the c**t out. Would a goldfish survive if you accidently flushed it down the toilet? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 I’m not sure what to make of this thread. However, I’m 100% sure that the authorities should correlate missing people data with a 5km radius around Scottish non-league football grounds and a 20km radius around English premier league/ top flight grounds of the last 30 years... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Rab B Nesbit said: At least the 18 time English Champions still have the Big One to go for I suppose . You're forgetting that English fitba is absolutely shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Would a goldfish survive if you accidently flushed it down the toilet? Asking for a friend. We’ve got threads about dogs and pussies maybe we need one for fish too. Don’t want to lose sight of the dotting accounts. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Just now, Menzel said: You're forgetting that English fitba is absolutely shite It’s an excuse to get out and about! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Menzel said: You're forgetting that English fitba is absolutely shite True Menzel. Haven’t won a European trophy for years ... Edited May 25, 2019 by Rab B Nesbit -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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