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8 hours ago, banana said:

What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

It would be a hell of a twist if it was the one on the right...

If there's only 1 thing I've learnt from P&B BFTDave, it's take nowt for granted & always wipe sat down. 

G-Bo(re) 

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53 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

The gorilla is the one getting shot at.

So that's why they're an endangered species - baboons with hunting rifles.

There's a 'Lord Of War' sequel in the making here. 'One in every 11 baboon has a gun, the question is, how do we arm the other 10?'

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7 minutes ago, WaffenThinMint said:

So that's why they're an endangered species - baboons with hunting rifles.

There's a 'Lord Of War' sequel in the making here. 'One in every 11 baboon has a gun, the question is, how do we arm the other 10?'

I don't remember Gandalf saying that, to be quite honest.

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I didn't even clock that blog and had no clue what folk were going on about. After going back a few pages and finding it, it's creepy as f**k and the author is clearly emotionally unstable.

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There's a very good chance the deplorable Grim O'Grady will reach a score of -1000 by the end of the week. Can I have confirmation from a moderator that this will lead to his outright banning from these forums?

I'd hate to think my efforts, and the hard work of others, over the past four weeks have been wasted. There have been a number of occasions when I've wanted to leave a negative score on other poster's comments but I've stopped and thought: "No, save it for Grim O'Grady instead".

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4 minutes ago, Francesc Fabregas said:

There's a very good chance the deplorable Grim O'Grady will reach a score of -1000 by the end of the week. Can I have confirmation from a moderator that this will lead to his outright banning from these forums?

I'd hate to think my efforts, and the hard work of others, over the past four weeks have been wasted. There have been a number of occasions when I've wanted to leave a negative score on other poster's comments but I've stopped and thought: "No, save it for Grim O'Grady instead".

I'm glad you're not obsessed with him.  That would be embarrassing.

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