scottsdad Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 So many memories thanks to this thread. Trying to think back to my very earliest crushes, and it's difficult. Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax) has already been mentioned and she stays with me even to this day. Sheryl Crow as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilbowie's Finest Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Always had a thing for Julia Sawalha in Press Gang Was also a fan of Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth from Beverly Hills 90210 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 14 minutes ago, Kilbowie's Finest said: Was also a fan of Shannen Doherty You want to search out "Blindfold: Acts of Obsession" that Channel 5 used to put on regularly on a Friday night when they had run out of Shannon Tweed films to show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I've seen that before. Well, a couple of minutes of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Bizzare? From a man who would kill his whole family so he could use Madonna's shite as toothpaste. What would you have done for a ride at her? So have you changed your mind from it being a "turn of phrase" to taking it literally now? You need to decide before we continue this fascinating conversation. There's deep-rooted, psychological issues behind you being so upset at such a throw away line, isn't there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 So have you changed your mind from it being a "turn of phrase" to taking it literally now? You need to decide before we continue this fascinating conversation. There's deep-rooted, psychological issues behind you being so upset at such a throw away line, isn't there? You've decided I'm upset. I just find it a crude and odd turn of phrase. Of the few people I've heard use it, I've always thought them a bit odd. Only you will know if you would actually do this in reality.You just upped the stakes by some margin by wanting to kill your family for a chance to indulge in this depraved and dirty fantasy of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: You've decided I'm upset. I just find it a crude and odd turn of phrase. Of the few people I've heard use it, I've always thought them a bit odd. Only you will know if you would actually do this in reality. You just upped the stakes by some margin by wanting to kill your family for a chance to indulge in this depraved and dirty fantasy of yours. Answer the question please: Is it a turn of phrase as you originally asserted or are you now taking it literally? And what grown man says "crude" ffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Answer the question please: Is it a turn of phrase as you originally asserted or are you now taking it literally? And what grown man says "crude" ffs? Very good, Paxman. Do you only understand yes/no answers?Only you know whether it's a turn of phrase or whether you would have really done this. I'm beginning to think you might do it literally.Recapping, if Madonna went a bit Charlie Manson, got on the phone to early Dee Man and told you to kill your entire family, on the premise that she would mail a fresh toley to Dundee, you'd have jumped at the chance as you needed some new toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 You've decided I'm upset. I just find it a crude and odd turn of phrase. Of the few people I've heard use it, I've always thought them a bit odd. Only you will know if you would actually do this in reality.You just upped the stakes by some margin by wanting to kill your family for a chance to indulge in this depraved and dirty fantasy of yours. Whilst I disagree with family killing, in what way is using shite as toothpaste dirty or depraved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Whilst I disagree with family killing, in what way is using shite as toothpaste dirty or depraved? Depraved is in the eye of the beholder. Obviously early years Madonna would have been right up for this shit. Dirty is fairly obvious. Shite toothpaste or even shite flavoured toothpaste is a radical idea which has never been tried by any of the major pharmaceutical companies. Possible niche market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mortar Bored said: Whilst I disagree with family killing, in what way is using shite as toothpaste dirty or depraved? I wouldn't actually have killed my family. I'd have let my brother survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I wouldn't actually have killed my family. I'd have let my brother survive What would have happened if he wanted a shot of the toothpaste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Depraved is in the eye of the beholder. Obviously early years Madonna would have been right up for this shit.Dirty is fairly obvious. Shite toothpaste or even shite flavoured toothpaste is a radical idea which has never been tried by any of the major pharmaceutical companies. Possible niche market? Prude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Not a boy growing up in the 90s could have failed to be brought to manhood by the stern yet alluring rasp of Bea Arthur's filthy mouth on the Golden Girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 9 hours ago, scottsdad said: Sheryl Crow as well... Hope you like(d) them dirty... Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Hope you like(d) them dirty... Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow All I wanna do, is wipe my bum..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: All I wanna do, is wipe my bum..... More than one sheet, is an unsatisfactory sum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Not a boy growing up in the 90s could have failed to be brought to manhood by the stern yet alluring rasp of Bea Arthur's filthy mouth on the Golden Girls. I was more of a Blanche man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I was more of a Blanche man. Sometimes you just have to play the odds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Anna Faris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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