Mortar Bored Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 But infinitely preferable to spending it with you Can't disagree.ETA- I hear you are single sweet-cheeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 1, 2016 Author Share Posted July 1, 2016 But infinitely preferable to spending it with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Can't disagree. ETA- I hear you are single sweet-cheeks? Should we leave you pair alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Mortar Bored + Redhead81 = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Ooft! That must be some gene pool... Clearly tho I have never met the chap and probably more to the point the red is totally out a bottle in my case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Ooft! That must be some gene pool... Clearly tho I have never met the chap and probably more to the point the red is totally out a bottle in my case! I just figured you to be ginger haired due to the username and Mortar Bored to be an ugly b*****d, just cuz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Ooft! That must be some gene pool... Clearly tho I have never met the chap and probably more to the point the red is totally out a bottle in my case! Wait till you meet his Maw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 1, 2016 Author Share Posted July 1, 2016 Ooft! That must be some gene pool... Clearly tho I have never met the chap and probably more to the point the red is totally out a bottle in my case! was going to make a collars & cuffs joke but I'm guessing you'd need a Keithgy hairstyle for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Mortar Bored + Redhead81 = ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1467384525.873566.jpg Spot on, in my opinion. Although unless RH is a guy, kids in the future may be an impossibility! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I just figured you to be ginger haired due to the username and Mortar Bored to be an ugly b*****d, just cuz. Correct on one of those suppositions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Sorry MB, I love you really Am I being whooshed or are you telling us you're a Sheila? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Sorry MB, I love you really Am I being whooshed or are you telling us you're a Sheila? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 'I'm working tomorrow, they've put me down for a shift and i couldn't get out of it'. Right, a few thing here m8: 1. My birthday is the same date every year. 2. I always message the group chat a month beforehand, reminding the non-Monday to Friday 9-5 workers to book the next day off if they reckon they'll be working. 3. You've already fucking confirmed you have it off as annual leave. People need to grow a set of lads and just say you don't want to go out. I must stress that this happens with this guy 9 nights out of 10. Not just for birthdays. He always agrees to come, then on the day, uses the 'Nah I'm working now' excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 'I'm working tomorrow, they've put me down for a shift and i couldn't get out of it'. Right, a few thing here m8: 1. My birthday is the same date every year. 2. I always message the group chat a month beforehand, reminding the non-Monday to Friday 9-5 workers to book the next day off if they reckon they'll be working. 3. You've already fucking confirmed you have it off as annual leave. People need to grow a set of lads and just say you don't want to go out. I must stress that this happens with this guy 9 nights out of 10. Not just for birthdays. He always agrees to come, then on the day, uses the 'Nah I'm working now' excuse. Is it possible the guy doesn't like your company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 My mate who's 19 always seems to be babysitting his little brother and sometimes he says his maws not letting him out. FFS you're 19 why the fucks your maw telling you when you can and cannot go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1467385691.617681.jpg That's not good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Heh. Very good. To be fair, it was when Big Brother was first on the telly - so still a bit of a novelty - but a minor kick in the teeth nonetheless. Went to a barbecue party on a beautiful summer's day at couple of newly wed's. The husband's friends and family were all swigging beers and munching in the garden, hers spent the whole afternoon watching Big Brother live in the sitting room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Shurley Welshbairn's excuse would be: "I can't come to a night out with a group of mates, I have to go to a nightclub on my own" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Went to a barbecue party on a beautiful summer's day at couple of newly wed's. The husband's friends and family were all swigging beers and munching in the garden, hers spent the whole afternoon watching Big Brother live in the sitting room. On a similar note, a pal of mine went to a small engagement party in a house where everyone say and watched the first live "Eastenders" episode a few years back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I was out with my wife for a meal just before Xmas. We were sat at the table with a large plasma screen showing the Xfactor final on the wall beside us. As the big moment came to announce the winner of who gives a shit, the entire restaurant including waitresses are staring in our direction. The temptation to push that off button was incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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