Ira Gaines Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Why would a total basket case of a player cry over signing for a basket case of a club? Whoelse would want such an utter liability? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 No trophies for Sir Glib and Shameless. Braw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Spotted this on Twitter. Apologies if it's been posted before but it gave me a laugh. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IggyStooge Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 More military overtones from a fanbase who think cardio is a drive to the newsagents to buy a Daily Mail. #ThrashThem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Are implementing that plan and "preventing further embarrassment to our club" compatible aims? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 More military overtones from a fanbase who think cardio is a drive to the newsagents to buy a Daily Mail. #ThrashThem"Morale fiber" [emoji23]Thick fucking ***s. You can guarantee that was penned by a bigot with BMI of about 56 who can barely get up a flight of stairs without sweating profusely. May this hilarity never end. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) Test them on their loyalty and club history Edited March 2, 2020 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Test them on their loyalty and club history [emoji1] Well, the ‘club history’ section of the test shouldn’t be too onerous.....8 years of shite ?......pffft......[emoji851]I’d like to recommend “The Chronicles of the The Banter Years” as a worthwhile study aid to assist zombie scholars. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Heliums Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Test them on their loyalty and club history Team of Andy Hallidays. That'll work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Who remembers this. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Another bralt, great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Another bralt, great. We live in hope 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Another bralt, great. bralt.......is that an acronym for ‘bennett raging at laughing t*ms’ ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Who remembers this.Love that guy....the answer to his question “Whose fückin’ laffin’ noo ?” is “Everyone”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 48 minutes ago, Romeo said: Who remembers this. I've not seen that one before. Once again, it's a work of ironic comic genius. This clown marks the end to the laughter by launching a whole new tier of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snifter Pee Rot Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Would be a good Mastermind specialised subject, The history of Sevco Scotland 2012 Limited aka Sevco 5088, trading as The Rangers Football Club. First contestant, Alfredo, aka Alfie ,aka Nedo ,aka the wee cheat who whants away Quiz master. What dirty mob died in 2012 owing £170m? Alfie - Deedco Quiz master - Correct. Quiz Master: What did Charles Green promise the peepul when he procured the assets from Muff and Flapps? Alfie - No walking away.... until he'd ripped em aw aff. Quiz master - Correct Quiz master - What is the current value of one share in the Rangers Football club? Alfie - f**k all. Quiz Master: Correct. Quiz Master: Slippy G is the 9th manager of Sevco. What does he have in common with the others? Alfie - All won f**k all? Quiz master - Correct. .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, Snifter Pee Rot said: Would be a good Mastermind specialised subject, The history of Sevco Scotland 2012 Limited aka Sevco 5088, trading as The Rangers Football Club. First contestant, Alfredo, aka Alfie ,aka Nedo ,aka the wee cheat who whants away Quiz master. What dirty mob died in 2012 owing £170m? Alfie - Deedco Quiz master - Correct. Quiz Master: What did Charles Green promise the peepul when he procured the assets from Muff and Flapps? Alfie - No walking away.... until he'd ripped em aw aff. Quiz master - Correct Quiz master - What is the current value of one share in the Rangers Football club? Alfie - f**k all. Quiz Master: Correct. Quiz Master: Slippy G is the 9th manager of Sevco. What does he have in common with the others? Alfie - All won f**k all? Quiz master - Correct. .... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mmy31 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Rangers season ticket holders will have to fork out more money to watch their side face Bayer Leverkusen than German supporters. The Ibrox club have put a price of £43 on their tickets for home fans, which is more than UEFA allow them to charge away supporters. UEFA introduced a cap of €45 for away fans earlier this season and that currently stands at £39 with the current exchange rate. The price is also £4 more than season ticket holders paid for the last 32 clash against Braga when they bounced back from 2-0 down to win 3-2..... I suppose they'll need as much money as they can get to pay Slippy's severance package tbh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I suppose they'll need as much money as they can get to pay the interest on Ol' Googly Eyes £5m loan, to pay Mr. Ashley his damages re. the retail clusterfeck, to pay Close Bros., to pay Elite, and to generally keep the lights on / wages until the end of the season. Hope they can achieve this goal......... [emoji848] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, C4mmy31 said: Rangers season ticket holders will have to fork out more money to watch their side face Bayer Leverkusen than German supporters. The Ibrox club have put a price of £43 on their tickets for home fans, which is more than UEFA allow them to charge away supporters. UEFA introduced a cap of €45 for away fans earlier this season and that currently stands at £39 with the current exchange rate. The price is also £4 more than season ticket holders paid for the last 32 clash against Braga when they bounced back from 2-0 down to win 3-2..... I suppose they'll need as much money as they can get to pay Slippy's severance package tbh.... Non season ticket holders pay £49. You can get tickets for Liverpool v Atletico for under £40. No wonder Scottish football struggles to keep fans. Edited March 2, 2020 by RandomGuy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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