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6 minutes ago, Mr Positive, sometimes. said:

Williams who was here previously is on his way back from another serious injury. Maybe needing some game time?

Hows that for wild speculation?

Wildish. Possibly too believeable but seems entirely unfounded so that’s a bonus.

So Hend(r)y gets two years, presumably with some reassurance that he will start. May is going nowhere even if we wanted rid. Leaves Kane and MOH (a striker apparently). Seems a bit thin for 2 up front so yeah we still need a striker.

 

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3 minutes ago, ATLIS said:

Surprised you lot aren't in for Danny Mullen, reckon he could do a job.

We've got enough try hard strikers who cant score regularly ta.

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1 minute ago, Dons_1988 said:

What a player, witnessed him score at the Falkirk stadium in the flesh. Memories.

I saw him play well only once. It was in a pro-am game where a bunch of unfit fans (ie, me) paid £100 a throw to play on the McDiarmid Park pitch with some of the first team on their side. I had Daal and Jamie McCluskey in my team, and partnered Daal up front briefly. He somewhat missed the point of the game, spending the whole match waltzing past fat guys and smashing it into the net while the other pros tried to set up the guys who had paid to be there. Needless to say, I didn't get on the scoresheet. McCluskey - who was an absolute sand dancer most of the time - scored an absolute worldie on the volley from about 40 yards out.

In the changing rooms afterwards it emerged that Daal enjoys walking about showing off his ginormous knob. I suspect that after failing at football he took up work as a porn star. He was certainly more suited to that than football.

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I saw him play well only once. It was in a pro-am game where a bunch of unfit fans (ie, me) paid £100 a throw to play on the McDiarmid Park pitch with some of the first team on their side. I had Daal and Jamie McCluskey in my team, and partnered Daal up front briefly. He somewhat missed the point of the game, spending the whole match waltzing past fat guys and smashing it into the net while the other pros tried to set up the guys who had paid to be there. Needless to say, I didn't get on the scoresheet. McCluskey - who was an absolute sand dancer most of the time - scored an absolute worldie on the volley from about 40 yards out.
In the changing rooms afterwards it emerged that Daal enjoys walking about showing off his ginormous knob. I suspect that after failing at football he took up work as a porn star. He was certainly more suited to that than football.
So to summarise, you're jealous of Dyron Daal's ginormous knob?
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2 minutes ago, The Marly said:
8 minutes ago, Jamie_Beatson said:
I saw him play well only once. It was in a pro-am game where a bunch of unfit fans (ie, me) paid £100 a throw to play on the McDiarmid Park pitch with some of the first team on their side. I had Daal and Jamie McCluskey in my team, and partnered Daal up front briefly. He somewhat missed the point of the game, spending the whole match waltzing past fat guys and smashing it into the net while the other pros tried to set up the guys who had paid to be there. Needless to say, I didn't get on the scoresheet. McCluskey - who was an absolute sand dancer most of the time - scored an absolute worldie on the volley from about 40 yards out.
In the changing rooms afterwards it emerged that Daal enjoys walking about showing off his ginormous knob. I suspect that after failing at football he took up work as a porn star. He was certainly more suited to that than football.

So to summarise, you're jealous of Dyron Daal's ginormous knob?

And that he did not score.

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2 minutes ago, The Marly said:
9 minutes ago, Jamie_Beatson said:
I saw him play well only once. It was in a pro-am game where a bunch of unfit fans (ie, me) paid £100 a throw to play on the McDiarmid Park pitch with some of the first team on their side. I had Daal and Jamie McCluskey in my team, and partnered Daal up front briefly. He somewhat missed the point of the game, spending the whole match waltzing past fat guys and smashing it into the net while the other pros tried to set up the guys who had paid to be there. Needless to say, I didn't get on the scoresheet. McCluskey - who was an absolute sand dancer most of the time - scored an absolute worldie on the volley from about 40 yards out.
In the changing rooms afterwards it emerged that Daal enjoys walking about showing off his ginormous knob. I suspect that after failing at football he took up work as a porn star. He was certainly more suited to that than football.

So to summarise, you're jealous of Dyron Daal's ginormous knob?

And he is suited to neither football nor porn.

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13 minutes ago, The Marly said:
20 minutes ago, Jamie_Beatson said:
I saw him play well only once. It was in a pro-am game where a bunch of unfit fans (ie, me) paid £100 a throw to play on the McDiarmid Park pitch with some of the first team on their side. I had Daal and Jamie McCluskey in my team, and partnered Daal up front briefly. He somewhat missed the point of the game, spending the whole match waltzing past fat guys and smashing it into the net while the other pros tried to set up the guys who had paid to be there. Needless to say, I didn't get on the scoresheet. McCluskey - who was an absolute sand dancer most of the time - scored an absolute worldie on the volley from about 40 yards out.
In the changing rooms afterwards it emerged that Daal enjoys walking about showing off his ginormous knob. I suspect that after failing at football he took up work as a porn star. He was certainly more suited to that than football.

So to summarise, you're jealous of Dyron Daal's ginormous knob?

Essentially, yes.

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