Louis Litt Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I'm sad you didn't end that story with reference to your security getting someone off your stage. You've broke character, Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 For those without the time to read the whole story, enjoy the sportscene-style edited highlight below: I had a really bad habit when I was 16/17, where I would, instead of going to the toilet, pick a random item of clothing from my wardrobe and then proceed to shit on it, before smearing the shit into said item of clothing. I had shit onto a shirt earlier that day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owsley Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Who hasn't been through that 'shite on an item of clothing and then keep it handy ' phase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I've had a long look at the new Morton kit, and it actually reminded me of an event that happened to me in my younger and more vulnerable years. I was fresh out of school and I was actually looking forward to entering the world of work, as university or college wasn't really my bag. I quickly got a job as a warehouse assistant, and it was a great experience with great lads that held me in good stead for my career changes in the following years. With my 3rd pay packet, I bought myself a yellow motor scooter to get me to and from work, it had the power of a hair drier but at the time it was the dogs bollocks in my eyes. With a little money, or what seemed like a lot at the time, in my pocket, my self confidence was never higher. There was this girl that I had been crazy about in school, but there was no way school politics/ status would have ever allowed us to be together. She wouldn't have wanted to be seen with me. A few months after I had started this job, there was an informal school reunion at one of the popular girl's house, so I thought I'd go along. If nothing else, I knew she would be there. As there always is as these events, there was a few drinks going around, and it only takes a few at that age for things to start getting out of hand. I, however, remained in control of my faculties and of my senses. In fact, I found that a few cans of Tennent's helped alleviate some of the self doubt I had experienced in school. I began chatting to this lass, who herself was refraining from drinking too heavily, and we really started to hit it off. She was eager to explain how great she was finding her drama course in college, and she seemed genuinely interested in how my job was going. We continued chatting on our own little corner of the sofa for the rest of the night, and the mention of my yellow scooter secured the deal for a date as I could drive us to the cinema. Our little get together was arranged for the following evening. The following morning, with only a small semblance of a hangover, I powered up the yellow hair drier and went and bought her a cute little helmet in pink from the bike shop. The day dragged on forever until it was finally time to go and pick her up. My heart was racing with a mixture of trepidation and excitement as I pulled up outside her house. I walked over to the front door, barely maintaining my balance as nerves began to take a hold of me. I knocked on the door, and I could see her silhouette emerge from the living room door. My stomach was full of butterflies, she had already taken my breath away. When she opened the door I could see an instant smile form across her beautiful face and for that fleeting moment, I could say I was truly happy with my life. However, her heavenly smile had, in what seemed like half a second, turned to outright revulsion. Her cheeks puffed out as her mouth filled with vomit and she ran straight back into her house, slamming the front door behind her. How could I have been so foolish? What had I done? That morning, I had laid out my ironed shirt on my bed, ready to put straight on before I went to pick her up. I had a really bad habit when I was 16/17, where I would, instead of going to the toilet, pick a random item of clothing from my wardrobe and then proceed to shit on it, before smearing the shit into said item of clothing. I had shit onto a shirt earlier that day, and wore it by accident instead of my pre-prepared shirt laid out on my bed. Of course, she had began to vomit in her own mouth because I had turned up to her front door, not only bearing the gift of a cute little helmet in pink for her to wear, but also adorning a shirt that was completely covered in shit. I never heard from her again. That Morton shirt reminded me of that particular story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I can definitely smell shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Morton have decided to wipe away the shit strip and put it to fans vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Can anyone vote? We could all vote it back in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Can anyone vote? We could all vote it back in At the very least we could vote for the worst one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 At the very least we could vote for the worst one. Let's make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Surely this story is made up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry boy Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 That would be absolutely hilarious if we could vote it back on! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Had a look into it and it seems your vote has to be cast in person.... in Greenock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Yikes, I'm not that committed to the joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Yikes, I'm not that committed to the joke! Aye, f**k that. They're onto us. They've obviously seen the ways these things can get hijacked - like Tories joining the Labour Party to vote for Corbyn - and made it as difficult as possible for sabotage. Booooo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Aye, f**k that. They're onto us. They've obviously seen the ways these things can get hijacked - like Tories joining the Labour Party to vote for Corbyn - and made it as difficult as possible for sabotage. Booooo!! Boaty McBoatface, Alexandra Burke playing in Peterheid, etc. They're smarter than they look down in Greenock*. *only just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Guess the onus falls on St Mirren fans to do their duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Boaty McBoatface, Alexandra Burke playing in Peterheid, etc. They're smarter than they look down in Greenock*. *only just The Bell End was a personal favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Guess the onus falls on St Mirren fans to do their doody. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mmy31 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Killie tops being made by Nike now. I'm guessing it'll be some generic off the shelf blue and white stripes number. Basically Atletico Madrid in blue. Did a quick Google search and it's to be modelled on the Nike Vapour kit, the Vapour range pictures shows the new PSG one.... Would be very smart if something similar in blue with a white panel and yellow trim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Aye, f**k that. They're onto us. They've obviously seen the ways these things can get hijacked - like Tories joining the Labour Party to vote for Corbyn - and made it as difficult as possible for sabotage. Booooo!! It may not matter. Football fans can usually be depended on for a complete lack of taste. Morton published a choice of four kits, three of which are nice, plain and simple. One of them is some kind of tartan in-joke. Judging by the very small sample size on the Morton thread, their fans are going for the horrible tartan hoops one. Edit: to put it another way, if I were to enter a "send a pop star to a Scottish shithole" style competition for Morton kits, the tartan one would get my vote every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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