ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Lonsdale shorts and crocs, you must look like you are constantly heading to a fancy dress party dressed as the world's biggest arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: Lonsdale shorts and crocs, you must look like you are constantly heading to a fancy dress party dressed as the world's biggest arsehole. I wore socks as well because its March and there was a good chance my feet would get cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 @throbber No wonder your girlfriend dresses you if jorts or Lonsdale shorts and crocs is what you would choose to wear. It must look like she's taking someone with special needs out for a day trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Imagine a man dressed in Lonsdale shorts, crocs and socks pushing about your sex pram with a grown adult amputee dressed as a baby inside. It would raise a few eyebrows in Stockbridge anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I assume he doesn't want his good stuff to get wet when he stops to water his beached whale of a burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I can't believe that throbber has a girlfriend, considering he cuts about dressed like a tramp, doesn't work, drinks warm milk and takes photographs of his neighbours through their windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: I can't believe that throbber has a girlfriend, considering he cuts about dressed like a tramp, doesn't work, drinks warm milk and takes photographs of his neighbours through their windows. I do have some redeeming qualities as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: I do have some redeeming qualities as well. I think these are your redeeming qualities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I do have some redeeming qualities as well. It's like you've given up putting the effort into your stories now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: List them. Good listener, don't smoke, good with all Microsoft applications apart from Project, tolerant of most ethnic minorities, good organiser, rarely late, good at multi tasking and following orders, regular exerciser, regular sleep pattern, never been in trouble with the law, good around old and young people and polite around people i have just met. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 It's like you've given up putting the effort into your stories now. Here's my knight in shining armour just in time to dig me out of a hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 The Throbbers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 24 minutes ago, throbber said: Good listener, don't smoke, good with all Microsoft applications apart from Project, tolerant of most ethnic minorities, good organiser, rarely late, good at multi tasking and following orders, regular exerciser, regular sleep pattern, never been in trouble with the law, good around old and young people and polite around people i have just met. Out of interest which ethnic minorities are you intolerant of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Out of interest which ethnic minorities are you intolerant of? Arabs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 This is throbber's best work by a mile.Bravo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Reading throbber's attribute list reminds me of the famous Chris Rock sketch."I ain't never been racist to most minority groups!""What you want, a cookie?""Hey, I never been in trouble with the law...""You're not supposed to get in trouble with the law, you dumb motherfucker!""Hey I'm rarely late and excercise regularly.""Low expectation having motherfucker...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 This is throbber's best work by a mile.Bravo. I've just been going through such a golden spell in my life of late and this weather has brought out the best of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: Good listener, don't smoke, good with all Microsoft applications apart from Project, tolerant of most ethnic minorities, good organiser, rarely late, good at multi tasking and following orders, regular exerciser, regular sleep pattern, never been in trouble with the law, good around old and young people and polite around people i have just met. If you don't have a job what do you have to be on time for and have a regular sleep pattern . If I was a bum I would just sleep the day away and make sure I turn up late everywhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 If you don't have a job what do you have to be on time for and have a regular sleep pattern . If I was a bum I would just sleep the day away and make sure I turn up late everywhere I just don't stay up late and wake up at 7 with the Mrs and make us both a coffee in bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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