F_T_Y Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Billy Connolly. Flower of Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 As a nationalist I rail against the Scottish Cringe Is a bit cringey. Most of the things that people talk about as being cringey are just annoying and aren't restricted to Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Marie McDonald McLaughlin Lawrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Do we not claim to have invented everything that has ever existed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Anytime someone dies. The guy who died in custody at Motherwell police station yesterday led to a report in the Daily Record today where tributes were given along the lines of "I will fuckin miss you mucka" and "fly high my man". Apologies if anyone knew the guy and/or if my observations have upset (genuinely). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Do we not claim to have invented everything that has ever existed? Pretty sure we are the founders of Type 2 Diabetes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I was stroking it for a good hour last night. Poor wee creature. Now if anyone mentions 'Duke of Burgandy' it will hide under the sofa for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Gaelic street signs. No c**t understands them except that w****r who used to be in Dotaman. ETA: Aidsy spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Pretty sure we are the founders of Type 2 Diabetes Tablet and irn bru were the breakthrough to that discovery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Regarding the inventing everything theory Frankie Boyle summed it up brilliantly once "I just think we're a nation of bullshitters....Motown? Aye that was us!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Instead of trying to help the world , we should have spent some time inventing stuff we could put to good use for ourselves I can't think of any just now but I am sure a few of you will have a few suggestions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 SNP supporters who claim the sun photoshopped over a copy of the Dandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boaby ramone Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Anytime someone dies. The guy who died in custody at Motherwell police station yesterday led to a report in the Daily Record today where tributes were given along the lines of "I will fuckin miss you mucka" and "fly high my man". Apologies if anyone knew the guy and/or if my observations have upset (genuinely). This ,along with the wierd shrines that feature empty buckfast bottles and beer cans with candles stuck on top of them,topped off with rangers and Celtic jerseys tied to fences despite the fact the guy didn't support any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelocalcat Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 All that 'here wi' bs that goes on at a Calvin Harris gig or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 It happens at almost every gig I've been to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 It happens at almost every gig I've been to. It didn't happen at Fairport Convention at the Glasgow Concert Hall. You only have yourself to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 It happens at almost every gig I've been to. ^^goes to U18 Avici gigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Gaelic street signs. No c**t understands them except that w****r who used to be in Dotaman. ETA: Aidsy spelling The Parrott was scary as f**k. Scottish bars abroad are cringy. Why would someone go on holiday to get away from the shit here only to frequent a pub full of old football tops and tartan called braveheart or something just as shit for the duration of their holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Was on the Edinburgh to Glasgow Citylink the same day as that 1 year anniversary referendum rally (I wasn't going) and as a Yes voter, the cringiness of associating with all those VLs was unbearable. Absolute dweebs to a man, and they were all men natch. There's a wee fringe element of the Yes movement that basically seems like a political extension of the Tartan Army and it's mortifying to witness. Apart from that, we're all fucking great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 The "only in Scotland" tripe that's usually said about something a little bit amusing that would happen in about 99% of countries. It's often spouted by absolute simpletons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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