Ya Bezzer! Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 For snakes, there's nothing you can really do. I introduced a colony of mongoose.....eh....mongeese.......eh.....mongooses......and I have very little problem with snakes now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 OP = David Koresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Medeiros Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 A wall is the best option to prevent snakes from entering via the woods and bracken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave.j Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Getting sick to death with unwanted intruders, and I've had a 7 foot main gate installed. Round the front I have a 9 foot Leylandii but its a hell of work keeping on top of it, and I'm getting older. The sides and back are fenced, but its basic work and I have great problems with deer and occasionally snakes. Would it be cheaper to built a proper fence or a decent wall round my garden ? ^^^ DRUG DEALER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 If the posts came oot in the wind they weren't in right in the first place. Cement pal an use a spirit level. I have access to postcrete. They probably weren't in right. Like everything else about the place I've sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I had no idea there were snakes in Scotland. Just googled it and now I'm never stepping foot in the woods again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 A wall is the best option to prevent snakes from entering via the woods and bracken. Perhaps it would be cheaper to buy a mongoose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 If I was immature I'd make a joke about my pants. Luckily I'm grown up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 To keep snakes out, just prop a ladder against your fence. Snakes are strangely addicted to ladders but they're crap at climbing them. They get half way up before falling off and breaking their necks. That's why there's no snakes in Ireland. St Alouitios Youngman introduced ladders there in 1422 and they really took off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Keeping horse chestnuts in your home, whether owned or rented, can help to keep spiders away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Keeping horse chestnuts in your home, whether owned or rented, can help to keep spiders away. Doesn't keep horses out though so swings and roundabouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Brambles. Jaggy b*****ds and you can pick the berries in the autumn and make wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Surely the best way to establish boundaries in the garden is that she maintains a tidy bush and you take care of the barbeque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Keeping horse chestnuts in your home, whether owned or rented, can help to keep spiders away. Where can you rent horse chestnuts from in this day & age of political correctness? I find the cat method (cheap jibes incoming) of boundary marking is the easiest, though it can attract unwanted attention from the local constabulary. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Where can you rent horse chestnuts from in this day & age of political correctness? I find the cat method (cheap jibes incoming) of boundary marking is the easiest, though it can attract unwanted attention from the local constabulary. Grimbo You're talking pish Grimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 A moat full of lava ought to do the trick. Fair fúcks to anyone who tries to jump it, but they'll end up very dead indeed. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Cover everything with a generous coating of piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Barbed wire and guard towers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Lion shite. Just another one to add to your list of perverted pastimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Has Glenn whooshed us here? Delicious irony in getting banned after posting a thread on how to keep people out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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