Thereisalight.. Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Well we've all had the crazy ex (or two). Currently I'm just out of a relationship. It ended on Friday and my ex STILL has her Facebook profile pic as one if her and I. What is she playing at? Trying to mess with my head? Or still has feelings for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Maybe her first, second or third thoughts wasn't to change her profile picture? When I first came to Dundee for uni I split up with my girlfriend. She randomly arrived at the union two months later, by herself, from Aberdeen, to tell me she still loved me. She has since announced she's a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 She obviously still has hope. Go on Tinder and get balls deep in some tart and snapchat her a picture, her profile picture will be changed in no time! Sounds like a plan fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 Maybe her first, second or third thoughts wasn't to change her profile picture? When I first came to Dundee for uni I split up with my girlfriend. She randomly arrived at the union two months later, by herself, from Aberdeen, to tell me she still loved me. She has since announced she's a lesbian. You'd think it would be a first thought seeing as she is on Facebook all the time, why would she want to be reminded of us?! That's quite a sweet story about your ex turning up to see you. You must have destroyed the poor lassies faith in men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Well we've all had the crazy ex (or two). Currently I'm just out of a relationship. It ended on Friday and my ex STILL has her Facebook profile pic as one if her and I. What is she playing at? Trying to mess with my head? Or still has feelings for me? Fucking hell, it's only Tuesday. Hardly qualifies as a 'crazy ex'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 Fucking hell, it's only Tuesday. Hardly qualifies as a 'crazy ex'. Discounting the fact its Tuesday, she is crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 PM me for advice, I NEVER have problems with Ex's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 PM me for advice, I NEVER have problems with Ex's Because you bumped them off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Medeiros Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 My woman left me because I am overweighted. Madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 My ex was a complete psycho, but was tremendous looking so I put up with it for a while. I eventually finished with her at the beginning of summer a few years back, while I was in the process of having a house built. I was riding her on and off for a few months after that but then cut all ties towards the end of the summer as she was getting a bit weird. I eventually got moved into my house in January the following year when it was complete. About a month or two later which was a good 6/7 months after we'd split up, the doorbell rang about 2am one night, confused and half asleep I went down to answer it. There was the ex, half cut standing on my doorstep. She demanded I let her in, at which point I told her to f**k off. She stormed past me straight into the house that she'd never set foot in before, as it wasn't even built when we split up, and proceeded to scream the house down demanding to know what slag I had in there with me checking every room as she went. While this was going on, the taxi that had dropped her off started beeping the horn, so I went over and it turned out she had no money to pay and that I owed him the fare. I told the guy I'd give him £20 if he took her away with him, but she refused to get in the car so the taxi left. I told her there was no way she was staying as I couldn't be doing with the hassle, so I phoned her another taxi while she sat on my couch drinking the remains of a bottle of wine I'd opened earlier in the evening and I went back to bed. A couple of minutes later, my bedroom door opened, light went on and there was standing in the buff. She literally pounced on me, so stupidly and half cut I ended up riding her. BIG MISTAKE. Straight after it she started talking about us getting back together and her moving in...... I quickly explained that it was a mistake and we're both slightly drunk. She spent the next 4 hours locked in my en-suite screaming that she hated me and hoped I'd die. I eventually fell asleep when the screaming stopped, woke up the next morning to find her in bed beside me. She woke up slightly embarrassed, apologised for her behaviour and I gave her a lift home. I never heard from her again after that, apart from one night I seen her out where her dad tried to punch me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 You'd think it would be a first thought seeing as she is on Facebook all the time, why would she want to be reminded of us?! That's quite a sweet story about your ex turning up to see you. You must have destroyed the poor lassies faith in men In that case she is a probably a total psycho. It is beautiful, thanks. And you are completely correct, she came out about six months after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 She sounds a complete nut job. I shouldn't have laughed at your story but I did. I don't know who I feel more sorry for, you or her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 In that case she is a probably a total psycho. It is beautiful, thanks. And you are completely correct, she came out about six months after that! She's a divorcee so it may say it all about her psycho ways! She must have really loved you. No other man could compare to you so she went on to women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Fucking hell, it's only Tuesday. Hardly qualifies as a 'crazy ex'. My thoughts also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 My most recent ex Facebook stalked my previous ex and discovered that she had applied for the same university course that I had and proceeded to text me "I HOPE YOU AND HER ENJOY YOUR UNI COURSE" about a million times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 I'm sure Throbber's had trouble with ex-girlfriends. Going by the "Sex Education" thread, their fannies were all in different locations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 If the roles were reversed in the above story the guy would probably be in jail. It's ok she's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 My woman left me because I am overweighted. Madness.What an embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 My woman left me because I am overweighted. Madness. How much do you weigh now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Medeiros Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 How much do you weigh now? I won't know till Sunday morning. I reckon I might be into the 370's by now. Been a good week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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