tree house tam Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I lost several girlfriends as I was unable to locate the vagina, also one more than one occasion I fully rolled out the condom before applying it to my penis rather than unrolling it on my penis. That is not possible. It's like a homing beacon for males whatever age or experience. It's only after a few shots you learn how to do it a bit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 You just know something spectacular will happen on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclair Street Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Are you sure they were "girlfriends", it's pretty much the same location no matter on which female you choose, assuming they were human... Not entirely true. Chinese ladies have horizontal cracks. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Your last point is entirely pertinent and usurps any notion of what 'the talk' used to involve. Indeed. For 'modern parents' it's about attitudes and values and consequences rather than mechanics. I lost several girlfriends as I was unable to locate the vagina, also one more than one occasion I fully rolled out the condom before applying it to my penis rather than unrolling it on my penis. Please just f**k off. There are plenty of places on the web to try and reenact your masturbatory fantasies. This isn't one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Please just f**k off. There are plenty of places on the web to try and reenact your masturbatory fantasies. This isn't one of them. That's a bit harsh, he was just sharing his tales of sexual inadequacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 We had to watch a rather graphic video of a woman giving birth. A couple of the class went quite pale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 We had to watch a rather graphic video of a woman giving birth. A couple of the class went quite pale. I remember that video. A guy spewed his load at the end of it from my class, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 We had to watch a rather graphic video of a woman giving birth. A couple of the class went quite pale. Apart from not watching it at all, is there such thing as a "non-graphic video of a woman giving birth"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 the OP is a Dunfermline fan and presumably a Fifer. Presumably the only sex education they get there is "run faster than your sister"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted April 10, 2016 Author Share Posted April 10, 2016 We had to watch a rather graphic video of a woman giving birth. A couple of the class went quite pale. You just reminded me of 30 odd years ago. I went looking for "Living and Growing" on YouTube. Here is what I found...Link deleted[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted April 10, 2016 Author Share Posted April 10, 2016 Jesus, I just posted a link and it shows a bloody screenshot of the vag. Argh!!! What have I done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 GET THE BAN HAMMER OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Come on Throbber, I thought you'd stopped doing this tired act It was a quote from my ghost written autobiography for vikingTon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When we were at school we got the big build-up to "The Sex Education Film". Letters were sent out to parents and if a consent form wasn't received back, kids had to sit in a separate classroom whilst the rest of our year went into the assembly hall. All the curtains were tightly drawn, a teacher was posted on every door and we received a stern lecture from the Depute Rector to take the film seriously. The lights went down and I wouldn't be surprised if a few zips did too such had been the build up. What ... a ... load ... of ... keech. Basically, this beardy Swedish guy took his bird for a trip to the beach where they splashed about in the water. He splashed water on her and the next thing you know she's lying in a hospital bed holding a baby with beardy looking dead chuffed with himself. Clearly the lesson was always wear a condom when going near women in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Sex education at our school was "keep away from the janny" (Copyright Frankie Boyle). As well as child birth we got a graphic video of abortion. A ginger lad fainted and cracked his head open on table on his way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When I was a kid my parents didn't say a thing to me, there was no school sex education for boys (girls got taken into a special room to watch a film and the boys got told "extra playtime - go play football") and the porn had yellow stars over the cocks and fannies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Why would you tell your son not to send boabbee shots? That's fucking mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Why would you tell your son not to send boabbee shots? That's fucking mental. Clearly worried his son will have inherited his tiny cock and doesn't want him to embarrass himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted April 10, 2016 Author Share Posted April 10, 2016 Why would you tell your son not to send boabbee shots? That's fucking mental. You must have missed the memo about getting put on the offenders register for stuff like that - they'll be bringing in the "cyber flashing" law soon too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Abiding memory from Perth High is of a wooden toby (lesson about johnnies) being produced from out of a polly bag. Said banger then rolled off the desk and clattered on the floor. Whole class turned to see what the noise was. Inevitable screams and hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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