RiG Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 St Miranda / Surpras claiming to be a London School of Economics Professor was a highlight. Sadly the thread will have been purged a long time ago. EDIT: It wasn't necessarily something that I read but I remember when Francesc Fabregas was red dotting Kilt every single day which caused our resident wizard to proclaim to all that he wasn't bothered by it before losing his shit about his negative reputation a few hours later. I think Div gave him a positive rep which FF then set about eroding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Worked for two months at a fish factory in Eyemouth - 5am to 9am six days a week tailing prawns (ripping live prawns apart with your fingers) then on call all day to unload the boats as they came in. Can't stand the smell of seafood at the best of times, I was permanently swallowing bile the entire 2 months. Found myself broke and out of work so I borrowed a set of ladders and went door to door cleaning windows. In January in the middle of a cauld, cauld winter. Feart o heights and standing shivering at the top of an icy ladder washing windows in the snow. Worst job - worked in a slaughterhouse in Guildford when I was a teenager. I was given a sledgehammer and told to crack the cow's skulls with it. When I asked about bolt guns they laughed and said they didn't have anything so modern. All morning I killed cows. If you didn't swing the sledgehammer hard enough, the cow went fuckin' nuts and tried to break the crush. Hit the thing too hard and the sledgehammer smashed the skull and you got covered in brains. By lunchtime I was knackered, but when I got to the canteen everybody stood up and applauded. Turned out they were having a laugh with the new guy and I could have been using a bolt gun. I walked out and never went back. Didn't even ask for wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 image.jpeg When Mhak bought those jeans. I refuse to believe anyone parted with money for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulises de la Cruz Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 The shitting stories thread is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 'Ronkers' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 The Honest Saints Fan vs Princess Of Paradise fight was quite funny for a brief while, neither of them particularly came out of it well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Forgot all about the sledgehammer slaughterhouse story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Forgot all about the sledgehammer slaughterhouse story Found that a bit disturbing to be honest, not from the OP but the fact his workmates thought it was a laugh to trick him into smashing a live animals skull in with a hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 tears and snottters everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Found that a bit disturbing to be honest, not from the OP but the fact his workmates thought it was a laugh to trick him into smashing a live animals skull in with a hammer I hear a lot of workers at slaughterhouses are really soft, kind and caring about animals right enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I would have assumed the vast majority of slaughterhouse workers would not like the thought of smashing a cows skull in with a sledgehammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 The Honest Saints Fan vs Princess Of Paradise fight was quite funny for a brief while, neither of them particularly came out of it well. The PM she sent me after saying she was finished on the thread was the best... "Ye might think ive just let ye off wi callin me a "fat fucking beast" but i dinnae forget that easily. Ye live in glasgow, i live in glasgow - if ye really wanna keep this goin id love to let ye say this shite to ma face. I know ye wont have the bottle tae do that, so shut the f**k up because no one is interested in what ye have to say anymore. ive embarrassed ya enough times on here so jus know ur place aye? dinnae reply read my lips - WE ARE DONE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Link! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Princess over Paradise was Magee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Think it's still in the Forum Support Section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Found that a bit disturbing to be honest, not from the OP but the fact his workmates thought it was a laugh to trick him into smashing a live animals skull in with a hammer If that story wasn't a little bit embellished I'd be shocked, it's like someone catching a mobile phone mid-air tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 The PM she sent me after saying she was finished on the thread was the best... "Ye might think ive just let ye off wi callin me a "fat fucking beast" but i dinnae forget that easily. I've heard elephants are gid that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Every Golf thread Davis Love creates, genuinely better than any other Golf preview you can read anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 On Fracesc Fabregas- I'm sure I remember reading a post where he was watching a fives game between a Chinese team & a Pakistani team and was asked " who's winning?" His reply- "society" Either FF was a quick witted genius, or the poster relaying the story was. I'd like to think it was FF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Can some link the eddiemunster hunchback story please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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