Glenn Medeiros Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 So much positive invention, yet so much fail. I've given the obvious three; there will be others. Speed Bumps - You can't drive as fast, it ruins you suspension arms, and Yet we still have skate parks !! Plus folk are forced into buying shite cars like the Range Rover Sport, rather than driving class like a Lambo. Smoke Alarms - Costs you fucking loads in battery costs, yet the risk of a fire is near zero. Plus if it goes off it sounds exactly like a alarm clock. I stopped fuelling my Smoke Alarms in 2008, and I've saved around £ 40 thur far. Get it up ye! Smart Watches - Small screen, impractical for watching adult videos on, phone already tells the time. Always worn by bellends. I don't think there are any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Bread makers, ice cream makers - in fact most kitchen gadgets that get used once or twice then are put away in the cupboard when we realise what a pain it is to clean them afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Glenn Medeiros Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 The Kelpies Excellent shout. Should have been a Little Chef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 So much positive invention, yet so much fail. I've given the obvious three; there will be others. Speed Bumps - You can't drive as fast, it ruins you suspension arms, and Yet we still have skate parks !! Plus folk are forced into buying shite cars like the Range Rover Sport, rather than driving class like a Lambo. Smoke Alarms - Costs you fucking loads in battery costs, yet the risk of a fire is near zero. Plus if it goes off it sounds exactly like a alarm clock. I stopped fuelling my Smoke Alarms in 2008, and I've saved around £ 40 thur far. Get it up ye! Smart Watches - Small screen, impractical for watching adult videos on, phone already tells the time. Always worn by bellends. I don't think there are any more. Saving a fiver a year to risk your life. Mentalist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Saving a fiver a year to risk your life. Mentalist. More than he's worth tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Medeiros Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 Saving a fiver a year to risk your life. Mentalist. You don't understand basic risk analysis, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCR Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 So much positive invention, yet so much fail. I've given the obvious three; there will be others. Speed Bumps - You can't drive as fast, it ruins you suspension arms, and Yet we still have skate parks !! Plus folk are forced into buying shite cars like the Range Rover Sport, rather than driving class like a Lambo. Smoke Alarms - Costs you fucking loads in battery costs, yet the risk of a fire is near zero. Plus if it goes off it sounds exactly like a alarm clock. I stopped fuelling my Smoke Alarms in 2008, and I've saved around £ 40 thur far. Get it up ye! Smart Watches - Small screen, impractical for watching adult videos on, phone already tells the time. Always worn by bellends. I don't think there are any more. All fine and well until a speeding burning car crashes into your house and your accurist won't call the fire brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 You don't understand basic risk analysis, mate. That may be. But I'm not that much of an absolute mink that I'd risk the lives of myself and housemates/family in order to save a mere £40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Yale locks. Why the f**k would I want to lock myself up inside my own home? I'm not a fucking convict, fer cryin' out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Glenn Medeiros Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 That may be. But I'm not that much of an absolute mink that I'd risk the lives of myself and housemates/family in order to save a mere £40. Since Moira left me I live alone, and I've used the money saved on batteries to very, very, very good use, mate. Realistically has anyone life really been saved by a smoke alarm ? I very much doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Since Moira left me I live alone, and I've used the money saved on batteries to very, very, very good use, mate. Realistically has anyone life really been saved by a smoke alarm ? I very much doubt it. Did all those reconstructed fire safety videos in primary school teach you nothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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