Mr Bairn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 P&b decides 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Edinburgh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Derek Lyle's face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Bird B's face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Get your initials on your neck, it's really smert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Greggy Wallace on both arse cheeks. A vote shall decide each facial expression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Bankies, on your hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The only tattoo I've ever seen that was impressive was a guy who was pals with my pals cousin that used to get us sorted with shite soapbar from the bottom end of Alloa in the roaring 90's. His nickname was Mince and he had the word MINCE in capital letters tattooed on the side of his head which was kept baldy at all times a homemade job with indian ink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 GUM across your forehead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Worked with a guy once and he spent 8 hours getting a tattoo done on his arm. It was a Chinese dragon. It was so bad my 9 month old grandson could have drawn it better. Wont be popular on here but the best tattoo design that i have ever seen was in a place in Cyprus. It was a Tribal design and when it was looked at sideways it read 1966. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 "Shire forever" in a prominently displayed place. Why? To avoid fights in pubs- people will assume you're mental and leave you alone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I've witnessed tattooed fuckers in Falkirk before, cobwebs around the eye and made in Falkirk across the forehead. It's the done thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 The only tattoo I've ever seen that was impressive was a guy who was pals with my pals cousin that used to get us sorted with shite soapbar from the bottom end of Alloa in the roaring 90's. His nickname was Mince and he had the word MINCE in capital letters tattooed on the side of his head which was kept baldy at all times a homemade job with indian ink. Think every shitty wee toon in Scotland has a guy called mince and another called haggis. Somebody who looks like Shrek as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 What about in a prominent place HERO IN OUT You could cover the in with a plaster if you want a quiet night in the pub or cover the out with a plaster if you want to be a hero in the pub. I can see it proving popular wherever you go. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 TSAC is a racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 TSAC will kick your c**t in when he gets back from China. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Get " I like attention" across your forehead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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