Hedgecutter Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Enter sad violin music in your head (or out loud if you want)... Think I'd have a four way tie for a 'best mate' nomination. Unfortunately for me they've all buggered off to Brazil, Holland, London & Glasgow within the space of a couple of years, leaving a bit of a hole in the old social life if the truth be told. There's always FB, but crappy "how are things" messages are no substitute for a few midweek pints or random / eventful away day to some random HL match. No doubt they'll come back eventually and it'll be more baby stuff on the newsfeed within the year. (no need for the music anymore) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Hedgecutter - a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet, try and reach out a hand to your fellow Aberdonians and I'm sure you will find friends that you like just as much as the ones who have decided to move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Hedgecutter - a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet, try and reach out a hand to your fellow Aberdonians and I'm sure you will find friends that you like just as much as the ones who have decided to move on. Throbber that's the nicest thing you've ever posted 👠Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Name: Donny Arbuthnott Age: 19Hair: yes (cut by his Mum)Met through: Pie and Bovril Team supported: Arbroath & Donald Trump Rangers sympathiser: YesKnows his dad: NoMother: MILF - No Siblings: YesBest qualities: VL Highlight: Being questioned for fancying underage girls in 2011, drinking from puddles and being a racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Throbber that's the nicest thing you've ever posted Im not sure about it tbh - most strangers are probably weirdos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Hedgecutter - a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet Or a psychopathic weirdo, just trying to get you to drop your guard to murder you and rape your stone cold arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Or a psychopathic weirdo, just trying to get you to drop your guard to murder you and rape your stone cold arse. Well this is Aberdeen we are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Hedgecutter - a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet, try and reach out a hand to your fellow Aberdonians and I'm sure you will find friends that you like just as much as the ones who have decided to move on. That is one of the most nauseating phrases ever invented. Anyone who says that IRL deserves a smack in the pus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 That is one of the most nauseating phrases ever invented. Anyone who says that IRL deserves a smack in the pus.I've never met anyone I liked for about 30 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Name. Big Aky Age. 40 I think Hair. Started going the way of Rangers about 5 years ago...took a razor to it Met through. Circle of friends into music and bands, we ended up in a couple of bands together for a few years. Team Supported. Formerly Rangers now The Rangers, likes Sunderland as well Rangers sympathiser. Yep Knows his Dad. Aye, his dads sound as f**k too Mum MILF. No but shes a bit daft in a funny way Siblings. 1 sister. Widnae Best Qualities. Doesnt drink a great deal so when going to gigs in Glasgow etc would nearly always volunteer to drive. Highlight. Working for The Royal Mail in sorting office and as a postie was the go to guy in the 90's for porn on VHS, had an extensive collection of Ben Dover stuff in particular, no longer required due to the internet but back in the day was the Paul Raymond of our area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Shut up, Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 That is one of the most nauseating phrases ever invented. Anyone who says that IRL deserves a smack in the pus. I agree - was just saying it for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I've never met anyone I liked for about 30 years. I don't like most folk for a couple of minutes never mind 30 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinksParkDynamo Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Name: Daz Age: 21 Hair: yes, but losing it rapidly. Met through: one of his sisters being in a relationship with my uncle. Team supported: Montrose Rangers sympathiser: no. Knows his dad: yep, fantastic man. Mother: MILF - nope. Siblings: two sisters, one of whom is very much a wid. Best qualities: always keen for a scoop, and going to gigs. Highlight: Mofest 2012, was just absolute carnage, however Stone Roses this will probably eclipse that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 My best mate is Granny Danger's son. True story (and I don't hold GD being his dad against him...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 My best mate is Granny Danger's son. True story (and I don't hold GD being his dad against him...) Im sure GD is just lovely in real life and all of his grumpy tendencies come out on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Medeiros Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 My best mate is Moira. You know who I am Moira. Come home to where you are loved. We'll sort it out, we always did. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Name: Big JammyAge: 30Hair: yes (brown)Met through: School, lived near each otherTeam supported: Sevco and Man Utd Rangers sympathiser: yes Knows his dad: YesMother: NoSiblings: Yes (and no you wouldn't).Best qualities: Knows stuff about life, likes to play the xbox, always good for a joint.Highlight: Fifa rage My mate Jammy is basically a dick, but he is some guy if you ask me. Doesn't work, sits at home all day smoking weed and playing the Xbox like a full time job. Always good for some advice and, strangely, well educated with a rounded view on life for a guy who left school in 4th year and hasn't worked for about 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Medeiros Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Moira's fud's rotten Glenn. She won't be coming home. Your patter's rotten Mozzamozza, and I tell you something that wont be coming home to Aberdeen. Its the SPL title, mate!! If you were an 1/4 of the person Moira is, you'd be twice the person you are now, and that would be 1/8 of a very, very good human being. And that's not my opinion mate, that's fractions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Your patter's rotten Mozzamozza, and I tell you something that wont be coming home to Aberdeen. Its the SPL title, mate!! If you were an 1/4 of the person Moira is, you'd be twice the person you are now, and that would be 1/8 of a very, very good human being. And that's not my opinion mate, that's fractions. Stop putting Moira on a pedestal, mate. She was a dick to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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