RB-Scotland Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Can anyone remember an episode where they're watching tv and there's some remote tribe or something and father Jack wakes up and there's his doppleganger on the screen but black? Sure i didn't imagine this? Think that's from at the start Night of the Nearly Dead. Reminds me of a highlight of that episode, with the horror movie-like vibe, Jack has been saying prophetic-sounding things, then as they are trying to come up with an idea to get rid of all the old ladies outside, he goes to speak, Ted and Dougal are waiting eagerly... then he just starts shouting "Feck arse drink girls!". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 (edited) Mrs. Doyle: It's a bit much for me, Father. "Feck this" and "Feck that". Ted: Yes, Mrs Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: "You big b*****d." Oh, Dreadful language. "You big hairy arse." "You big Fecker." Fierce Stuff! And of course the F-word father, the bad F-word. Worse then Feck. You know the one I mean. Ted: Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: "F you" "F your effing wife" I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this effing pitchfork up your hole" - that was another one. Ted: I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: "b*****d this" and "b*****d that". You can't move for the b*****ds in her novels. It's wall-to-wall b*****ds. Ted: Is it Mrs Doyle? Mrs. Doyle: "You b*****d" "You Fecker" "You bollocks! Get your ballocks out of my face." Ted: Yes, you just go and prepare for the nuns. Mrs. Doyle: "Ride me sideways" was another one. That last line by Mrs Doyle was an ad-lib. Apparently Dermot Morgan started pissing himself laughing, which is why the scene cuts off so abruptly. My own favourite bit was the marathon game of Cluedo, when they eventually discover they've forgotten to put any cards in the little envelope. Edited June 11, 2016 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear no foe Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 (edited) Father Dougal: I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks! Father Ted: I'm sorry!? Father Dougal: I said I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks! Father Ted: Have you been reading those Roddy Doyle books again, Dougal!? Father Dougal: I have, yeah Ted, you big gobshite! Edited June 12, 2016 by Fear no foe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear no foe Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Uh, these are helmets, mostly infantry. Yes, these would be German as well? That's right. Nothing from the Allied side? No, that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Ted's Poirot moment in Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep, when the background voice can be heard muttering, "Fuckin' 'ell" (twice!). Have to say I don't like the "there's cocaine in it". It was too cheap - almost like one of Victoria Wood's dreadful, "eeh, I don't meant X, I mean Y". In fact, it WAS one of those jokes. Only the words weren't vaguely similar, so it had no basis and so no payoff. I think it's actually 'flockin' hell'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 When jack finally sobers up "and what do you two do then? " " we're priests father" "PRIESTS? dont tell me im still on that feckin island" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 AWARD! AWARD! PHOTO!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 What do you say to a nice cup of tea father? FECK OFF CUP! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Does he get his lad out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Father Ted Crilly: Ah, Sister Assumpta! Sr. Assumpta: Hello Father! Father Ted Crilly: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta? Father Dougal McGuire: Er, no. Father Dougal McGuire: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal! Sr. Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter? Father Ted Crilly: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers? Father Ted Crilly: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper. Father Dougal McGuire: Ah, Sister Assumpta!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 When jack finally sobers up "and what do you two do then? " " we're priests father" "PRIESTS? dont tell me im still on that feckin island" ...Chair!...Curtains...Floor!.....Gobshite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I LOVE MY BRICK! And the one where Jacks sleeping in Lens room I think with all the rabbits. Jack wakes up and shouts "Hairy Japanese b*****ds! " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better, and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was telling me that it's got magnets on it's tail so as if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 "Clit power?" "I knew a Father Clint Power..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 the whole car raffle episode."please be upstanding for the national anthem....." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Father Jack and his love of the French national anthem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ecto Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 "For the last time Dougal, these are small, and those are far away" Surely it is this bit, comedy gold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 I don't care who he's after as long as I can have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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