19QOS19 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Hold it! Hold it! What the hell is that shit?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Michael Caine: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Benny Hill: "I like them big" The Italian Job Robert Duvall: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Apocolypse Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gy diamond Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Well sir, I feel.....like a slice of butter.....meltin'.....on top of a big ol' pile of...flapjacks.........yeah. Willam Wallace killed fifteh men......fifteh! if it was one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Whaats in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Werewolf? There wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Dante : (angry) "37! My girlfriends sucked 37 dicks"! Customer : "In a row?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 "Look for them... in the Valley of the Lepers. If you can recognise them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 "Gary... if for some reason your cover is blown, and the terrorists take you prisoner, well... you'll probably want to take your own life. Here. You'd better have this..." *hands over hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 What is this? The shitting forecast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytheblacksmith05 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 To know death, Otto, you have to f**k life... in the gallbladder Flesh for Frankenstein 1973 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Just pick any from the most quotable movie of all time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 "Aaaw shit! Has anybody got a dime!? Someone's gonna have to go back and get a shitload o' dimes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 "which means im going to have to science the f**k out of this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Putting the mens room in the tower, what was I thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Say auf wiederhsen to your nazi balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickoverayard Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 'If he dies.... he dies' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theupsetter Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 One b*****d goes in and another b*****d comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-MAN Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 “Why has she got her hands on her face Faz”“....cos she’s got a beard” [emoji23][emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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