paranoid android Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I usually get chilli nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 What a character. "I hope this behaviour will be mentioned in one of those books by that bellend Rankin" type scenario. I hope someone chinned him for that chat one day. My mate asked for ice in his drink in the Sarry Heid and was told to come back in February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Are Scampi fries an acceptable pub snack, not me obviously, I'm asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Are Scampi fries an acceptable pub snack, not me obviously, I'm asking for a friend. It depends if you're planning on kissing me afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 The only food acceptable to eat in drinking establishments are wetherspoon type meals, or if you happen to be female then lollipops sold by the toilet attendant. Crisps from behind the bar is beast behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 The only food acceptable to eat in drinking establishments are wetherspoon type meals, or if you happen to be female then lollipops sold by the toilet attendant. Crisps from behind the bar is beast behaviour. You're a fuckin wrong un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Given the OP is a total Walter Mitty I'm surprised anyone is giving this discussion the time of day. Frankly the fact he started off his post saying he was in the pub with his pals should set alarm bells ringing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Mr Bairn doesn't exactly strike me as a 'down the boozer with the lads' sort of guy tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 He's clearly not, I'd imagine him being similar to Will from the inbetweeners. I'm sure he was on here bragging about going out 4 nights in a row or something, and spending about £30 in total. Sinking a half bottle before going out, then mooching drinks in some £1 a drink student hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 When you ordered a packet of crisps in a pub in Oz usually the bag was opened for you and contents put in a bowl or your given the bowl to d-i-y. Doesn't happen as often nowadays as too many pubs have installed vending machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 The only time a crisps+beast discussion should take place is when talking about people who fold the packets up into wee triangles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 The only time a crisps+beast discussion should take place is when talking about people who fold the packets up into wee triangles. This is indeed beast behaviour The other "packet discarding" beast trait is those who flatten tunnocks teacakes wrappers. The correct method is to crush them into a little ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I'm sure if this thread was taken back to the dimension from whence it came, it still wouldn't make any sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 The big question: where do folk stand on pork scratchings? A guilty pleasure for me I must admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 The big question: where do folk stand on pork scratchings? A guilty pleasure for me I must admit. I love them. Even make my own... great beer snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 OP should be banned for insisting on creating such shite threads on a near-daily basis. Get this guy to f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Shen Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Where's me washboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 A 'poke' of crisps? Mods, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffelz Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Eating is cheating. Yessssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Pork scratchings are the daddy of pub snacks ^^^ No-voting Englishman found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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