ICTChris Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 The latest craze in London is for a kind of Orgasmic yoga - women go and lie and, er, get a particular spot of their anatomy massaged by experts. http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/29968/1/blind-fingering-dates-are-london-s-latest-craze Sounds like New Age woo covering up a lucrative prostitution racket IMO, but if no-ones getting hurt then what's the problem? Have any P&Bers ever paid money to lie in a darkened room while having their intimate area massaged by a stranger? Have any P&Bers ever been paid to offer this service? Do any P&Bers know where I can sign up to 'massage' a load of yoga loving yummy mummies for £147 a shot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 Could someone move this to the correct forum? All this talk of fingering distracted me. I swear this has never happened to me before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford prefect Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Quite appropriate this is in the politics forum, considering the fucking Scotland has been getting from Westminster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Women would be more sexually satisfied in an Independent Scotland so there would be no need for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 For Tayeb, the course is not about courting controversy, but is instead a bold new step for sexual enlightenment – offering both sexes an increased depth of intimacy, connection and personal power. Sweeping to one side the fact that it’s disappointingly binary and traditional in its gender stance (and the fact it costs £147 for the initial session), it could well become an important tool for women who’ve got an itch they can’t quite scratch. All you really need is the bravado to try it. “We view orgasm as a state of consciousness in which vitality saturates every cell of the body,” she says, with a true Cali spirit. “The mind is sharp, clear and free of compulsive chatter. To claim that birthright is the outcome of the practice.” I can't help but point out that this is no different from prostitutes offering handjobs to men, and highlights an appalling gender disparity in the pay of the respective roles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I blame the immugrants ,multi mixing doesnt work roolz brittania etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I would finger them ... With my penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 There's something about this, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 For Tayeb, the course is not about courting controversy, but is instead a bold new step for sexual enlightenment – offering both sexes an increased depth of intimacy, connection and personal power. Sweeping to one side the fact that it’s disappointingly binary and traditional in its gender stance (and the fact it costs £147 for the initial session), it could well become an important tool for women who’ve got an itch they can’t quite scratch. All you really need is the bravado to try it. “We view orgasm as a state of consciousness in which vitality saturates every cell of the body,” she says, with a true Cali spirit. “The mind is sharp, clear and free of compulsive chatter. To claim that birthright is the outcome of the practice.” I can't help but point out that this is no different from prostitutes offering handjobs to men, and highlights an appalling gender disparity in the pay of the respective roles. The article has a price of £147 for a session, 15 minutes a go. Say you did two of these sessions an hour (time for hygiene requirements, getting people in and out, warm up and down) and you work an 8 hour day you would earn £2352 a day, with an annual salary just shy of £500,000. I'd be prepared to consider a career change. Hell, I'll even do unpaid overtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 The article has a price of £147 for a session, 15 minutes a go. Say you did two of these sessions an hour (time for hygiene requirements, getting people in and out, warm up and down) and you work an 8 hour day you would earn £2352 a day, with an annual salary just shy of £500,000. I'd be prepared to consider a career change. Hell, I'll even do unpaid overtime. You would need arms like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 From the article I think they are going for a gentle massage not a full blown finger blasting, although repetitive strain injury would be a concern. It's a risk I'm willing to take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 We really are living in the digital age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Johnnie used to finger in his pyjamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Johnnie used to finger in his pyjamas. The rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mantis Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 The article has a price of £147 for a session, 15 minutes a go. Say you did two of these sessions an hour (time for hygiene requirements, getting people in and out, warm up and down) and you work an 8 hour day you would earn £2352 a day, with an annual salary just shy of £500,000. I'd be prepared to consider a career change. Hell, I'll even do unpaid overtime. I once saw an advert for a job which entailed trimming the pubes of models before photo shoots. They told me I'd have to go to Newcastle so I said I'd have to think about whether I really wanted to relocate there. They said 'no, the job's in Edinburgh but Newcastle is where the queue starts'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 "Does this smell like scampi fries to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young buck Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Ronnie O'sullivan would only pay £146 so I wouldn't let him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I actually read all that. Corporate bullshit and academic jargon. To get a handjob for 147 gbp 15 mins and receive a membership. People are actually buying into this. Fair play to them, as there is some complete mugs out there. “(We’re shifting) sex out of the dark, under the covers, from the shameful and often consumptive places where it used to be, and into the light,” explains practitioner Rachel Tayeb. “We take the most powerful impulse, the orgasm impulse, and approach it in an entirely new way. OM offers a practice through which we can harness this impulse that is a deliberate, repeatable method for accessing the orgasm state.” Aye, you get wanked off by someone for a few shillings. “There’s an important distinction that’s worth making here,” she stresses. “We differentiate between climax and the orgasm state. The climax is a few seconds of physical experience, whereas the state of orgasm is continuous – more akin to an optimal state of consciousness brought about by the activation of the sex impulse. It’s that feeling of being so completely absorbed in an experience that there is no psychic chatter, no being ‘stuck in your head’, a falling away of the ego. When this happens, our sense of limitations falls away as well. In the orgasm state, we feel totally present and connected, as if a deeper intuitive sense has awakened.” Aye, that you shooting yer load. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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