Gaz FFC Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The Hand That Rocks The Cradle is a fucking scary film. De Mornay has a cracking set of tits though. Good w**k material for a teenage guy growing up pre internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Pete maybe this woman has lost a child or suffered some child related tragedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I don't like the weirdo and his wife across the road, PC Plod next door, and the fat twat over the back. The rest are fine though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Pete maybe this woman has lost a child or suffered some child related tragedy. I had considered that, and discussed it previously with my wife. If she has then obviously I have sympathy for her. However, that doesn't make it OK to assume that your neighbour's child is available as some sort of replacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Pete maybe this woman has lost a child or suffered some child related tragedy. She's one step away from presenting Pete's missus with a canvas "painting" of their family (complete with her in Pete's place) that she's created by smearing her own shite with her feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 She's one step away from presenting Pete's missus with a canvas "painting" of their family (complete with her in Pete's place) that she's created by smearing her own shite with her feet. ^^^ this guy gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Move to Yemen. Worked for this guy on a sitcom I was watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Try that good old P&B staple, a swift kick in the pie. It may cause offence - but who cares? You could also test the hypothesis that she's copying your wife's ailments by kicking your missus in the pie, and seeing if the neighbour starts complaining about having a sore pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 It doesn't make it okay and she might just be an absolute rocket. This is the sort of situation I fear the most by luckily enough everyone in my block of flats seem to be stand offish and dismissive - part of the reason I love Edinburgh so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 luckily enough everyone in my block of flats seem to be stand offish and dismissive - part of the reason I love Edinburgh so much .......you'll have had your tea then.......?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 You could also test the hypothesis that she's copying your wife's ailments by kicking your missus in the pie, and seeing if the neighbour starts complaining about having a sore pie. Great idea. Trying this after work tonight. Soon as I walk in the house, BLAMMO! Fud shot. Will report back later with my findings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 She's one step away from presenting Pete's missus with a canvas "painting" of their family (complete with her in Pete's place) that she's created by smearing her own shite with her feet. Speaking from experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Great idea. Trying this after work tonight. Soon as I walk in the house, BLAMMO! Fud shot. Will report back later with my findings. Whilst shouting "FOR SCIENCE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I live in the Philippines. If my neighbours don't a) kill me or b) steal all my stuff they are sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 You'll come home from work one day to find her wearing your sons clothes and attempting to pass herself off as the wee man. Your wife will be too polite to point out that she can quite clearly see it's the neighbour. This image had me in stitches. Great work KB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I've seen my lass elbow deep in another lass before. Haud the bus. Pics or GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Haud the bus. Pics or GTFO All the images are up here *taps head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 All the images are up here *taps head* Describe it to LiamDFC for a painting then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Most folk in my street are nutters, especially my two Neighbours, on one side I have a person that is bipolar and her husband is a Beast I'm convinced. She phoned the police once for a riot in the street, when the riot police turned up they asked me and my brother if we had saw any fights, she then came running out the door and told them me and my brother were the ones rioting, almost p*ssed myself laughing. That's not the only trouble she has caused. My neighbour to the left is just a complete weirdo that lives alone and always has his curtains shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Posted about them before but the lesbian couple next door to me are a pair of dour faced b*****ds. I said hello about 7 times before I got my first hello back and it was more of a grunt. F*cking cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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