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Think i posted this on another thread..Had a brief thing with a bunny boiler. I'd had a fall-out with my (then) girlfriend and remembered this suggestive note I'd picked up from my pigeon hole in my uni department. I'd never spoken to this girl but she seemed to like me for some reason. Went round to hers and after her showing me her gay porn pics and which phallus she thought would resemble mine we had quite an eye-opening evening.

The next morning she was telling me about the new pvc undies she had ordered for my viewing pleasure, she casually told me her plans to kill/have killed my then girlfriend.

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Think i posted this on another thread..Had a brief thing with a bunny boiler. I'd had a fall-out with my (then) girlfriend and remembered this suggestive note I'd picked up from my pigeon hole in my uni department. I'd never spoken to this girl but she seemed to like me for some reason. Went round to hers and after her showing me her gay porn pics and which phallus she thought would resemble mine we had quite an eye-opening evening.

The next morning she was telling me about the new pvc undies she had ordered for my viewing pleasure, she casually told me her plans to kill/have killed my then girlfriend.

Wonder if she posts on Topix.

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My flatmate's last bird was one of these types. She seemed a bit clingy but relatively sound when they were going out. When they'd split up but she would show up at his work at 3am (he was a night porter in a hotel) saying she was sorry for everything, crying into her kebab. My flatmate was obviously sick of this and told her to leave him alone and let him get on with his life. She decided one night that she'd phone the police and tell them he'd just battered her (they were both sitting in their respective houses in different towns). Police show up and question my flatmate, disappear when they realise nothing has happened (strangely they don't go and charge her for wasting police time but there you go) but then 10 minutes later they are back at the door as my flatmate had a warrant out for his arrest over an unpaid fine. He spent about 6 hours in the police station and was released at 3am about 7 miles from his house and with no money.

She showed up the next night at his work crying and saying sorry again. How she didn't end up in Loch Lomond I'll never know.

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Used to go out with this girl a few years ago who split up with me but then couldn't deal with not having me in her life. She spent the next few months after we broke up phoning or texting every few days. Got to the point where I had moved on so basically told her that I wasn't interested in still being in contact with her. This led to a few increasingly desperate excuses for phoning me, including that she had started self harming and I was the only person who could stop her, it culminated in her telling me she had been stabbed and was waiting for an ambulance.

Changed my phone after that. Weird thing was when we were going out she seemed perfectly normal and if anything never seemed that into me, it didn't surprise me at all when she ended it. Yet as soon as we had split up she then became obsessive and weird.

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I had a proper stalker once but it was before social media so she had to do it the hard way. She was convinced that she was my girlfriend and even went so far as to threaten other girls!

I was only 16 so still at the oldies and if you looked out the window at ridiculous o'clock you'd see her just sitting in the drive staring at the house. She followed anywhere my pals and I went and when we were playing golf or football she'd just stand in the fairway or centre circle. (twice she got smacked with golf balls and once square in the face with the footie).

I did feel sorry for her once when we all took our air rifles into the countryside to shoot targets but we ended up chasing her for 4 miles just taking pot shots. (It was a long time ago and she was really, really annoying - don't judge me).

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I actually think every bird under 25 these days craves the on off type of relationship between gaz and Charlotte from Geordie shore and all the drama which comes with it , mentalists

I think you just get a bit older and think the younger generation do it completely different to you.

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I had a proper stalker once but it was before social media so she had to do it the hard way. She was convinced that she was my girlfriend and even went so far as to threaten other girls!

I was only 16 so still at the oldies and if you looked out the window at ridiculous o'clock you'd see her just sitting in the drive staring at the house. She followed anywhere my pals and I went and when we were playing golf or football she'd just stand in the fairway or centre circle. (twice she got smacked with golf balls and once square in the face with the footie).

I did feel sorry for her once when we all took our air rifles into the countryside to shoot targets but we ended up chasing her for 4 miles just taking pot shots. (It was a long time ago and she was really, really annoying - don't judge me).

You sound more of a nutter than her.

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An ex of mine was in the looney boat. When I eventually got sick of her an binned her, I would text the odd time when I was drunk, but nothing ever came of it. Kicked myself every morning after doing that because it meant a flurry of texts for about a week until she gave up. One Friday night I was in my flat in Glasgow, watching telly waiting on a takeaway to come and having a few beers. The door went. My spidey sense told me it wasn't the takeaway (in actual fact I had only put the phone down a few minutes prior from ordering it so it couldn't have been). I looked through the peephole and the looney was there! Went back into the living room without answering the door. She was talking to me through the letterbox, saying "Open up I know you're in there. I just want to talk. Open the door, please!"

After about ten minutes I eventually summoned the courage to go back to the door and peep through, and she was gone. But she'd stuck a note through the door. It said "You seem to text me when you're drunk so I've left you a present and look forward to hearing from you".

I opened the door and there was a crate of Stella sitting there. :lol: It was freezing cold too. And I was just about to head to the off sales to buy some beer :cheers

She kept texting for literally years after we'd split up, and I only got shot of her when I changed jobs and got a new mobile number. Psycho.

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An ex of mine was in the looney boat. When I eventually got sick of her an binned her, I would text the odd time when I was drunk, but nothing ever came of it. Kicked myself every morning after doing that because it meant a flurry of texts for about a week until she gave up. One Friday night I was in my flat in Glasgow, watching telly waiting on a takeaway to come and having a few beers. The door went. My spidey sense told me it wasn't the takeaway (in actual fact I had only put the phone down a few minutes prior from ordering it so it couldn't have been). I looked through the peephole and the looney was there! Went back into the living room without answering the door. She was talking to me through the letterbox, saying "Open up I know you're in there. I just want to talk. Open the door, please!"

After about ten minutes I eventually summoned the courage to go back to the door and peep through, and she was gone. But she'd stuck a note through the door. It said "You seem to text me when you're drunk so I've left you a present and look forward to hearing from you".

I opened the door and there was a crate of Stella sitting there. :lol: It was freezing cold too. And I was just about to head to the off sales to buy some beer :cheers

She kept texting for literally years after we'd split up, and I only got shot of her when I changed jobs and got a new mobile number. Psycho.

I was really hoping that story was going to end with you marrying her :P

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As said previously, I think social media makes this sort of thing far worse and I'm sure (in fact I know) that it isn't limited to women. Up until the last decade if you split up with someone you could generally avoid them but now you have to cut them off and the temptation is always there.

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Don't worry, none of it ever happened.

If I was going to make up a story about a stalker then I would show myself in a slightly better light.

I'm not defending myself but you have no idea how annoying this mentalist was - she was somehow convinced that we were going out. My pals and I went camping one night and she showed up at 2 in the morning trying to get into the tent. We were miles from home and she must have followed us and hung around in the dark!

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