thelocalcat Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 1. Alan Shearer 2. Michael Owen 3. Pat Nevin 4. Steven Thomson 5. Gary Lineker when he does the golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 1. Craig Burley 2. Michael Stewart 3. Michael Owen 4. Phil Neville 5. All of the other diddies that Sportscene decide to employ on a regular basis 6. (The rest of them from Match of the Day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Alan Shearer's alright these days. He was horrible when he first started out but he's come a long way since the Hatem Ben Arfa days. Robbie Savage - obnoxious, crude and offensive. An idiot. Mark Lawrenson - I admire him in some ways for his curious anti-punditry stance, but putting irony to one side, he's awful. Jamie Redknapp - a good-looking boy but that's about it. Offers nothing and increasingly looks like a little boy lost in a world of me. Pat Nevin - capable of offering decent insight with his punditry but there's something upsetting about the way he carries himself. He always tries to chip in with a little joke here and there but it makes him sound insincere. JBL - one of the worst heel commentators I've had the displeasure of listening to. If I had a quid for every time he yelled PRIZE FIGHTER I'd be exceedingly wealthy. His shit-eating grin makes me feel nauseous. Pension him off at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 1. Chris Sutton 2. Andy Walker 3. Craig Burley 4. Andy Townsend 5. Stuart McCall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 1.Pat Bonner 2.Andy Walker 3.The Irish guy called Tommy who used to be Derek Robert Rae's sidekick on ESPN 4.Mark Lawrenson 5.Any woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 1. Derek Johnstone/whoever's on duty for Rangers TV. 2. Liam McLeod. 3. Ian Wright. 4. Chris Sutton. 5. Stuart McCall. ...but, frankly, they're all shite. Crowd noise and occasional brief factual announcements FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Niall Quinn - fucking awful and cant be neutral. Anytime you see City or Sunderland on SuperSunday you fear that arse will be on commentary Michael Owen - Out of his depth and is utterly bland. Makes a living from stating the obvious Mark Lawrenson - He's really just a seething mess of a man Michael Stewart - Offers nothing other than telling listeners/viewers he played for Man United Jamie Redknapp - Sits between Carragher (who is much improved, if still speaking a foreign language) and Souness and throws the toys out the pram if anyone disagrees with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 1. C Sutton 2. M McLeod 3. P Bonnar 4. A. Walker 5. C Burley There seems to be a connection there but I cant quite put my finger on it. They were all no-marks in football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 1. C Sutton 2. M McLeod 3. P Bonnar 4. A. Walker 5. C Burley There seems to be a connection there but I cant quite put my finger on it. 4 out of 5 are c***s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 The other one can't speak English, so it's hard to tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Bugger I forgot Sutton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Only 4? 4 c***s and Chris Sutton, the utter, utter c**t ETA - he had a book signing lined up in Dunfermine a year or so back but the event was binned after it was pointed out that he'd be lynched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Andy Walker Jamie Carragher Jonathan Pearce Pat Bonner Andy Walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 4 c***s and Chris Sutton, the utter, utter c**t ETA - he had a book signing lined up in Dunfermine a year or so back but the event was binned after it was pointed out that he'd be lynched. What fucking idiot pointed that out to him? Shoud have let it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 What fucking idiot pointed that out to him? Shoud have let it happen. I don't know what was more surprising - the thought of him showing his face or the fact there's a Waterstones in Dunfermline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Garth Crooks - thick as two short ones Robbie isn't-my-hair-amazing bloody Savage Ian Wright - mouth on a stick Jonathan Sutherland - a Thunderbirds puppet Craig Patterson - specialises in statements of the bloody obvious Willie Miller - knows what he's talking about, but when "summarising" incidents on Radio Scotland he forgets when to stop and shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Garth Crooks - thick as two short ones "I can't understand why James Morrison isn't being considered for an England call-up". Something to do with all his Scotland caps Garth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 "I can't understand why James Morrison isn't being considered for an England call-up". Something to do with all his Scotland caps Garth. Aye, that was an absolute classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 1-5: Chris Sutton - c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LBC-91 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Nevin Redknapp Sutton Owen Souness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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