BFTD Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 6 hours ago, eindhovendee said: This isn't shite patter and it's definitely a "yer Da" moment for me but I am reading an article about a young guy that shot someone with a BB gun and I don't know what they mean. There is no explanation in the story. Wtf is Mum's life? https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/come-outsidemums-life-ill-yous-23122300 I say! Exit the premises, young man. Despite my belief that you were born with an extra chromosome, on my mother's life I swear I shall enter the building and assault you, should you not comply! It's either that or this generation's version of PARKLIFE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 15 hours ago, 8MileBU said: “Out out”. f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 14 hours ago, BFTD said: I say! Exit the premises, young man. Despite my belief that you were born with an extra chromosome, on my mother's life I swear I shall enter the building and assault you, should you not comply! It's either that or this generation's version of PARKLIFE! Sirs, The above poster is under the misapprehension that mums life is related to ones mother. It is indeed, pronounced "moomsliffey" and is a reference to an old Irish coward, Patrick Mumslife who spend most of his life hiding under a bridge in Dublin. Yours etc Sir Melanius Mullarkey the 2nd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 "mid" f**k off, American children on social media. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 5, 2023 Author Share Posted March 5, 2023 Multiple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Can you really have completed a task or done anything at all if you can't be said to have smashed it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 “Clear” to describe someone being better at something than someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 "f**k around and find out" Quite literally lifted from tiktok, so obviously for children or wallopers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 “Sweet” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Levels. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 "Iconic" Everything is iconic. f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 19:39, Miguel Sanchez said: Can you really have completed a task or done anything at all if you can't be said to have smashed it? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 I know binfire has crept it - and I don't mind that as it is a welcome relief from the overused '$hitshow'. However, yesterday at work someone repeated the phrase 'it's a complete dumpster fire' about five times in the same diatribe, whilst talking about workplace issues completely unrelated to large rubbish containers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 On 22/09/2021 at 07:36, Oystercatcher said: "adulting" I just heard this one for the first time when some lassie was complaining about the pressures of "adulting". She looked like she was about 25 years old, FFS. Long degree with mummy and daddy picking up the tab for everything, I take it. Elsewhere, I've just become aware that "stinking" is used as a family-friendly substitute for "fucking" by some youngsters in America, like "darn/damn". That's bad enough, but it's now being misheard as "stinky", so there are morons on YouTube referring to kittens and puppies as being "stinky cute". I cannot express the boiling rage that this discovery has awoken deep within me. (f**k you; I'm allowed to watch videos about kittens and puppies in the privacy of my own home) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 On 12/04/2023 at 12:55, Miguel Sanchez said: "Iconic" Everything is iconic. f**k off. ^^^ Pish Adverts thread for this...erm... Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Saw 5 minutes of an MTV show. Full of shite patter. "catching feels" - hoped that had died out by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 The "catastrophically bald" chat. Some of our finest posters are bald as an egg, and I feel for them at this trying time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 8 hours ago, BTFD said: The "catastrophically bald" chat. Some of our finest posters are bald as an egg, and I feel for them at this trying time. "fraudulently bald" and its assorted derivatives is fantastic P&B patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "fraudulently bald" and its assorted derivatives is fantastic P&B patter. Agreed, even as a baldy and occasional fraud, I like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 If the baldies are OK with it, who am I to disagree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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