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10 hours ago, cb_diamond said:

Yeah, you've replied to every single post from everyone doubling and trebling down on your horrendous takes, but they're too sensitive...

 

9 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

In fairness, it's you now following him about to other threads to have a go 

 

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22 hours ago, Meldrew said:

is that what i did ?  or maybe the bed wetter are just a little too sensitive, i can change that.

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20 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

In fairness, it's you now following him about to other threads to have a go 

You're not allowed to point out that @cb_diamond is a lunatic who follows people around the forum as @cb_diamond takes it very personally having it proven to him, as can be seen by @cb_diamond's response to yourself. He just "happens to be there". 

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The wife watches married at first sight, i just go on p&b whilst she laughs and gasps at the horrendous things these awful people do that most definitely aren’t set up in any way. Theres an expression that’s regularly used where they use the word ‘vibe’ as a verb ‘we were vibing’. Its absolutely awful, it makes my skin crawl. 

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6 hours ago, Mr. Alli said:

You're not allowed to point out that @cb_diamond is a lunatic who follows people around the forum as @cb_diamond takes it very personally having it proven to him, as can be seen by @cb_diamond's response to yourself. He just "happens to be there". 

You made a similar point on a completely different thread.... 

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11 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

The wife watches married at first sight, i just go on p&b whilst she laughs and gasps at the horrendous things these awful people do that most definitely aren’t set up in any way. Theres an expression that’s regularly used where they use the word ‘vibe’ as a verb ‘we were vibing’. Its absolutely awful, it makes my skin crawl. 

I saw 30 seconds of that. I'm not saying naw, but what about the burd that chanels Ben Turpin?

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On 24/09/2021 at 09:57, Karpaty Lviv said:

“Farmers league” what does that even suppose to mean?

It's what English people call the French league akin to saying that their granny "could score in the SPL (sic)".

Basically saying every club bar PSG is Championship/League One standard in England.  Hence why they win the league every year and that all PL teams could leather them.

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2 hours ago, TheScarf said:

It's what English people call the French league akin to saying that their granny "could score in the SPL (sic)".

Basically saying every club bar PSG is Championship/League One standard in England.  Hence why they win the league every year and that all PL teams could leather them.

So just like the old firm then

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On 25/09/2021 at 13:36, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

The wife watches married at first sight, i just go on p&b whilst she laughs and gasps at the horrendous things these awful people do that most definitely aren’t set up in any way. Theres an expression that’s regularly used where they use the word ‘vibe’ as a verb ‘we were vibing’. Its absolutely awful, it makes my skin crawl. 

Similar scenario in Baxters Towers. Thankfully it's finished now. The one that annoyed me was "has he dropped the L bomb yet?"

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9 minutes ago, Meldrew said:

''Catfishing''  what with wrong with ''Gullible c**t'' ?

 

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/woman-duped-marti-pellow-imposter-25152901

New words have to be invented. Makes them feel important. 

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On 07/10/2021 at 12:41, Meldrew said:

That's a Limmy sketch, surely.

Edit: I remember it well. It's iconic.

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