ICTChris Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Lots of talk about drugs in Parliament, with reports that the Speaker has been in talks to bring in sniffer dogs. A report suggested that one MP put their drug dealer on their staff. Anyone want to hazard a guess to the identity of the unnamed MP? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Lots of talk about drugs in Parliament, with reports that the Speaker has been in talks to bring in sniffer dogs. A report suggested that one MP put their drug dealer on their staff. Anyone want to hazard a guess to the identity of the unnamed MP?It’s certainly not Michael Gove. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: It’s certainly not Michael Gove. It's not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 (edited) If it was Jacob Rees-Mogg he would need a drug dealer who knew how to convert to imperial units. Edited December 6, 2021 by Fullerene 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 (edited) Evidence Of Cocaine Reportedly Found In Toilets Near Boris Johnson’s Office. Edited December 6, 2021 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Fullerene said: If it was Jacob Rees-Mogg he would need a drug dealer who knew how to convert to imperial units. 28 grams in an ounce is the first thing you learn at drug dealer school. Edited December 6, 2021 by Detournement 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 It will be some obscure backbencher who always looks disheveled and stumbles through their speeches rambling on about Peppa Pig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Fullerene said: If it was Jacob Rees-Mogg he would need a drug dealer who knew how to convert to imperial units. He restricts himself to a teaspoon of laudanum in his Earl Grey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 “Unnamed MP” usually means Mark Francois. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 55 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: “Unnamed MP” usually means Mark Francois. He doesn't look the right shape to be an appetite suppressant addict. I'll go for Steve Baker. I do know who enjoys the poppers though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Lots of talk about drugs in Parliament, with reports that the Speaker has been in talks to bring in sniffer dogs. A report suggested that one MP put their drug dealer on their staff. Anyone want to hazard a guess to the identity of the unnamed MP? Seems really odd, I'm not sure this is one of those "t'was ever thus" things thats been going on since forever. Just generational (no more Yes Minister type politicians floating around, for all his faults I couldn't really picture Jim Hacker snorting coke at any point, whereas these days its full of more wanky, financialised types in politics) or that they've been getting more and more brazen the longer they've been able to get away with it? I mean George Osborne was blatantly high as a kite in parliament at least once and nothing ever happened to him so its not shock of the century. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Rees-Mogg would snort coke through an ivory cane. Francois looks ready to die at any minute, he should stay away from any stimulent. A couple of Sudafeds could push him over the edge. Absolutely nobody has named the guy who I think the consensus is the drug dealing banter merchant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Rees-Mogg would snort coke through an ivory cane. Francois looks ready to die at any minute, he should stay away from any stimulent. A couple of Sudafeds could push him over the edge. Absolutely nobody has named the guy who I think the consensus is the drug dealing banter merchant. Come on then, put us out of our misery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Come on then, put us out of our misery. No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Michael Gove's already admitted to having been a coke fiend, and Dominic Raab looks like he needs the odd line to keep going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I'll give you a clue. I have previously started a thread on P&B concerning this person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Grant Shapps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 They'll need to undertake a Dounreay style decommissioning to remove all traces of coke from Ross Thomson's old Commons office. Allegedly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Is it Douglas Ross? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 We simply need to look for someone that's displaying classic signs of coke use: shiftiness, arrogance, aloofness... Oh, hang on.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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