renton Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Detournement said: Rimming could be the decisive issue in May 21. That can't be real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Tbf, teaching kids about rimming with nutella with probably help prevent anyone else trying it with tiger balm or deep heat. I wish they'd taught that when I was at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: Tbf, teaching kids about rimming with nutella with probably help prevent anyone else trying it with tiger balm or deep heat. I wish they'd taught that when I was at school. Mate you just lick the asshole it doesn't require condiments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Boo Khaki said: Tbf, teaching kids about rimming with nutella with probably help prevent anyone else trying it with tiger balm or deep heat. I wish they'd taught that when I was at school. I think he means teachers are demonstrating the sexual arts to primary school pupils using bananas and nutella, rather than actually performing it in front of them. Not sure what they use for the ring piece, maybe a pineapple slice? Edited August 26, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Detournement said: Mate you just lick the asshole it doesn't require condiments. Revolting post, the word is arsehole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I think he means teachers are demonstrating the sexual arts to primary school pupils using bananas and nutella, rather than actually performing it in front of them. Not sure what they use for the ring piece, maybe a pineapple slice? Since when did the guidance go out to teachers about switching from practical to figurative demonstrations? Bloody SNP ruining education and turning all our kids into bumbling sexual incompetents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Poor Carole stuck in a never-ending loop of thinking she has the smoking gun to bring it all down, before finding out that hardly anyone gives a shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 The boy who cried WolfThe girl who cried RUSSIA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Lib Dems choose their new leader today. For those who've forgotten what a "Lib Dem" is... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democrats_(UK) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Layla Moran seemed fairly comfortable in interviews and had a few decent sound bites that flanked Sir Keir from the left so I’m assuming they elect the guy whose name I can’t mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 43 minutes ago, Gordon EF said: Lib Dems choose their new leader today. For those who've forgotten what a "Lib Dem" is... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democrats_(UK) Sir Ed Davey the winner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Sir Ed Davey the winnerWinner.....this is funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 11 hours ago, doulikefish said: Sir Ed Davey the winner Yeah but I see the role of deputy leader is still vacant. I can see that dominating the headlines for the next few months. .. or maybe not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prodcast Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 **Policy Interlude** A policy I'd like to see implemented is for younger folk to be more fairly treated by the minimum wage - by one or other of the governments topping up the mandatory minimum wage that employers must pay them, to the full 25s-and-over minimum wage amount. I can see why they allow employers to pay young folk less, because otherwise firms may not take on inexperienced staff and we don't want a wasted generation of unemployed youngsters, but young workers are adults and do face many of the same costs as the rest of us. Since the living/minimum wage is government policy, it is their responsibility to ensure that it is applied to people fairly. (Could be a good starter policy for the Lib Dems and Sir Ed.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 That strong/ weak doge meme but it’s business leaders advocating the dog eat dog world of the market versus when they’re asked to pay younger members of staff fairly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Methadone is more addictive than Heroin.Tobacco is more addictive than both.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I know it was mentioned, but the continued breakdown of Andrew Neil is some viewing. Guy has been blasted on the Glenlivet and rage tweeting for about 2 weeks straight now. Also, despite having a Swedish wife he had no clue that Sweden didn't use the Euro. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC90 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 For all Jeane Freeman's faults....handing Andrew Neil's arse to him on a plate during the first referendum has to got to be up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Do contributors to the Eye's letters page still find the feeblest of excuses to prompt them to print that photo of Andrew Neil that he tried to block? Yes, I need to just get back to buying it myself, I know. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 I'm delighted to hear from Amy Callaghan after such a terrible time for her over the summer. My wishes for her are as positive as they are heartfelt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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