Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Don't really use a wallet but I have one that is made of tweed. Even I'd concede that makes me little better than Jimmy Saville. I've a wallet made of cork. What does that make me (apart from a dipso?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Probably one for the out the loop thread, but who phoned Div? Magee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Only guilty of first one.reasonably happy with that. Though I would argue that sitting down to wipe yer arse should be an offence instead of standing.I'm guilty of two or three.I've evolved into a man that says 'chipper'. Hated it at first but like mould and herpes it certainly grows on you. Also I'm a lazy c**t so every now and then I treat myself to a sit down pee. It's the only way sometimes. Oh aye - toasted cheese? What bell-end calls it that? Hate to point out the obvious but the cheese is not being toasted. Roasted cheese all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Some lanky speccy long haired shopcunt called me "mate" in the Lego shop earlier. Jesus. Much as I love lego, that's a sad reflection on the brand. Hopefully it was an individual misinterpretation of societal boundaries, and not a corporate diktat à la the shite Apple would enforce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Oh aye - toasted cheese? What bell-end calls it that? Hate to point out the obvious but the cheese is not being toasted. Roasted cheese all the way. It's cheese on toast. Toasted cheese/roasted cheese: oafish beastliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 An insignificant score two on the beast rating. I always knew I was sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Roasted cheese is the height of urban sophistication. Cheese on toast is another preserve of the scheme goblin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'd like to nominate c***s who refuse to indicate at roundabouts, c***s who sit with their foot on the footbrake when at a stop at night and anybody who irons anything other than work clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Footy instead of football Lino instead of Linesman Pen instead of penalty Supporters coach instead of supporters bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Swampy. Magee I'd imagine Magee would've got a pretty solid score on this. I'm assuming it was him, he's one of the few creepy enough to find out Div's contact details. Any further details/thread links appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Wearing a short sleeved shirt with a tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Swampy definitely did, I think he was the first. Magee also phoned div, maybe even more than once. I'm sure somebody else did too, maybe 14mile? Dearie me I thought Div only gave me his number for sexting Turns out everyone's got it Not really a beastism (or might be) but I notice Robbie savage gets called "Sav" by his pals on telly. Is this a new thing? It's cringeworthy stuff. Much like st Johnstone fans with their shit nicknames for players. 'Fletch and Sav' on BT Sport. Add anyone who likes that to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Roasted cheese is the height of urban sophistication. Cheese on toast is another preserve of the scheme goblin! Roasted cheese is essentially a fondue. Without mentioning the toast you're only explaining one half of the meal. Which would in fact be the sort of pathological idleness I'd associate with scheme-goblins. Thus, I must unfortunately conclude that you are quite, quite wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'd like to nominate c***s who refuse to indicate at roundabouts And c***ts who cross lanes when leaving a roundabout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Footy instead of football Lino instead of Linesman Pen instead of penalty Supporters coach instead of supporters bus Custodian instead of goalkeeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I think it was Glenn "I hate disabled folk" Hoddle that was calling him that during one of the awful BT sport matches. Why the f**k do they have three people doing the commentary and that tedious drama queen Howard Webb in a van telling us what the rules are at various points? Or explaining why, despite the rules, the referee got it right on this occasion (even though he clearly didn't). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'm sitting at a solid 5 after update 5. 3 of these are products of being Dundonian though - chipper, heelie and lorne. Dundonians are well known sound c***s so I believe these should be struck from the record. Coleslaw on pizza and sitting down to pee (on occasion - usually when kicking the arse out of it at work/hungover) are my other beastly traits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Roasted cheese is essentially a fondue. Without mentioning the toast you're only explaining one half of the meal. Which would in fact be the sort of pathological idleness I'd associate with scheme-goblins. Thus, I must unfortunately conclude that you are quite, quite wrong. I must beg to differ! Cheese which has been melted in a fondue ( Does anyone still do these? ) is most definataly not roasted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I must beg to differ! Cheese which has been melted in a fondue ( Does anyone still do these? ) is most definataly not roasted! 1) roasting ˈrəʊstɪŋ/ noun 1. the action of cooking something in an oven or over an open fire. 2) Fondue (/ˈfɒndjuː/ or /ˈfɒnduː/;[1] French pronunciation: [fɔ̃dy]) is a Swiss, Italian, and French dish of melted cheese served in a communal pot (caquelon or fondue pot) over a chafing stand (réchaud) heated with a candle or spirit lamp You can beg to differ, but you'll be wrong. Even if you were right, which you aren't, you would still be guilty of lazily not referencing the bread, which makes up a 50% component of the dish (or slightly less than 50% if you add raw onions, which I do, along with a liberal serving of Lea & Perrins, and sometimes a dash of Tabasco). I am a kind soul and will accept your apology in good grace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I must beg to differ! Cheese which has been melted in a fondue ( Does anyone still do these? ) is most definataly not roasted! The supermarkets seem to try reviving the fondue every now and then. Think some of them had kits in last Christmas. As we all know, they were all the rage at the Seventies sex parties frequented by the likes of Roman Polanski, so fondue definitely makes the cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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