1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Anyone who wears this style of underwear Jmo definitely. Although I think the red would be too out there and adventurous for him. He'll just be on the plain whites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Jmo definitely. Although I think the red would be too out there and adventurous for him. He'll just be on the plain whites. Wrong on both counts. I wear boxers, but have a tendency to buy red ones as red is my favourite colour. Same goes for socks, ties, gloves, scarves, jumpers etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Wrong on both counts. I wear boxers, but have a tendency to buy red ones as red is my favourite colour. Same goes for socks, ties, gloves, scarves, jumpers etc. ^^^^ Santa wannabe, so kids will sit on his lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I fall foul to 5 of them, however as pretty much everything I do is perfect you boys should really start to question yourselfs. I think you beasts protest too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 From OED: Definition of tomato in English: noun (plural tomatoes) 1A glossy red, or occasionally yellow, pulpy edible fruit which is eaten as a vegetable or in salad Some smartarse always brings up the tomato. Whilst technically it is a fruit, its a culinary vegetable for the purposes of this argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Boxer shorts are for the under 30s. Stopped wearing them since I had the snip to ensure my balls didn't fall out of their sack through the bloody scar. Briefs of the wife's panties all the way for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Some smartarse always brings up the tomato. Whilst technically it is a fruit, its a culinary vegetable for the purposes of this argument. I agree with you - I was simply being an obnoxious, pedantic c**t for the sake of it. These threads always get me craving a ham and pineapple pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Too many posts to go through so there may be some duplicates. Coleslaw on a pizza Men using straighteners Living with yer maw past 30 Wearing double denim Going nightclubbing solo Using phrases like "out wi the bois" without a hint of sarcasm Being Turboshandy Saying wid to 14 year old girls on P&B Having AIDS Being a big grass Going to Yarm on holiday That's enough for now. Living with your maw past 20 imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Never mind belts made out of fabric, let's also go back to wallets. These should only ever be leather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Don't really use a wallet but I have one that is made of tweed. Even I'd concede that makes me little better than Jimmy Saville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Wearing your work id badge on the way to or on the way home from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Football should never be referred to as "footie". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Ridiculous. If you always use notes then you end up with a pocket (front trouser pocket, may I add) of £50 in change. Only if you drink on your own instead of in a round cause your a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Part 2 Saying your bird looks like Katy Perry. Call girls who think you're an ugly c**t a "averagey looking cocktease" Buying shoes from obvious dodgy internet sites. Getting a Bankies tattoo on your hand Puns JohnnyC Phoning Div for a 2nd chance Phoning Div for a 3rd chance Calling your partner "babes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Calling your partner "babes" Add to this: girls who call male friends "mate". Female BEASTS imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Befriending paedophiles at bus stops and going for pints with them. Fly with the crows, be a confirmed BEAST with the crows. FAO Philpy: if you see that boy from the bus stop again, get him to confirm which items on the list he actually does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Here in France, some of the local beastisms are: Man drinking glass of wine, alone, in empty bar Full-body lycra on a portly, middle-aged cyclist Prancing around in Speedos at the open-air swimming pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Some lanky speccy long haired shopcunt called me "mate" in the Lego shop earlier. I think grown men in Lego shops should probably keep quiet tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Phoning div has to be on the list Probably one for the out the loop thread, but who phoned Div? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Probably one for the out the loop thread, but who phoned Div? Swampy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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