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Just now, throbber said:

 


Think they’re great tbh, have only ever used them on holiday though. I usually try and shower after I have shat and give myself a good clean around the arse but it really isn’t as good as a bidet.

 

Have you tried the shells?

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17 minutes ago, Scary Bear said:

What are your view on bidets Mr Throbber?

Most Egyptian toilets are not holes in the ground as you'd expect but an adaptation of the Thomas Crapper with a narrow copper pipe firing water at your ring piece. Don't understand why they're not standard over here.

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have always used the shower head to clean my arse after a dump. Maybe it's too much consuming weed but If I haven't had the chance to hose it I walk around for the rest of the day paranoid I am stinking of shite. Worse in the summer when the arse gets sweaty and the boxers get stuck right up there. Every new build should come with a bidet

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