1320Lichtie 7,952 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Indeed, one of the first people I thought of in a thread about "beastisms". You should be proud. Says the boy that's in his mid 30s and sitting on the pc in his mum and dads house, where he still stays. You've got beast written all over you Stan!!! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ICTChris 8,873 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 1888Lichtie may be the sort of utter cretin who eats steak pie and chips on holiday but by God, he's right about adults enjoying wrestling. Stop it. You are adults. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1320Lichtie 7,952 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Even if that was true you still match almost every single point in the original post. Unlucky. 3 out of 36. Unlucky. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1320Lichtie 7,952 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 1888Lichtie may be the sort of utter cretin who eats steak pie and chips on holiday but by God, he's right about adults enjoying wrestling. Stop it. You are adults. I can't believe that never made the update! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shandon Par 14,245 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 I hadn't realised quite what a beast I was until reading this thread. It's mainly clothes-based crimes but I am unrepentant. I like slip-ons and have a keen interested in designer loafers I refuse to wear anything under shirts or jumpers I like vests (though mainly for boxing) I like a canvas belt 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Believe The Hype 2,951 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Agree with entire list with exception to one; absolutely nothing wrong with keeping coins in a back pocket. If keys are kept in a front pocket, which they should be, it saves having to rummage about next to your balls in a public place whilst trying to find the odds for a pint in a boozer, which looks beastly. Any man that smokes menthol's is worth a watching 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smpar 2,882 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 ^^^people who wear canvas belts. Doing the 'come ahead' stance to opposition fans at the football is also incredibly beastly behaviour. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duszek 314 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Key janglers. Anyone with three or more keys on a chain, hanging from their belt. c***s to a man (and they're always, always men). 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MONKMAN 4,216 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Them fucking wallet chains also, although their numbers appear to be dwindling. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
throbber 6,603 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 I agree with almost everything on the lift but what is it with rugster hating men who stand up to wipe? I would like to add - men who wear a hat indoors, made even worse when they have a t shirt on and no jacket but still want to wear a hat. Men who wear gloves/scarves when not at the football. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moonster 9,996 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Whoa, whoa, whoa! A gentleman should always wear an undergarment under his shirt to prevent sweat staining. This may take the form of a "V" or crew necked t-shirt, though I would draw the line at wearing a vest. Vests are for beasts. To prevent sweat staining? Sounds like something a beast would require after carrying out beastly acts. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rugster 11,723 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 I can't believe that never made the update! Accidentally missed, will be updated shortly. Sitting down in the shower is not coming off the list, and curry sauce is good with anything. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shandon Par 14,245 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1455103923.752159.jpg ^^^people who wear canvas belts. Doing the 'come ahead' stance to opposition fans at the football is also incredibly beastly behaviour. I will be tracking you down and giving you the 'come ahead' stance. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shandon Par 14,245 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Accidentally missed, will be updated shortly. Sitting down in the shower is not coming off the list, and curry sauce is good with anything. Curry sauce is the mark of a true jakey. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waal 166 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 The amount of beasts on here trying to defend standing up to wipe your hole is disturbing. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jan Vojáček 7,347 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Accidentally missed, will be updated shortly. Sitting down in the shower is not coming off the list, and curry sauce is good with anything. What about grown men eating Ice Cream 99s? That's as creepy as it gets. I've attached an image as proof. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1320Lichtie 7,952 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 What about grown men eating Ice Cream 99s? That's as creepy as it gets. I've attached an image as proof. Grown men eating ice cream is not creepy, grown men watching other grown men eating ice cream is though!! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnnynivenEC 5 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Can we also add anyone who plays football and wears gloves whilst wearing a short sleeve top? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ross. 3,216 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Utter c***s who wear a clip-on tie. Clip on ties are only acceptable if you have to wear a tie while working behind a bar. Men who own/use selfie sticks. Definitely for the watching. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigFatTabbyDave 4,028 Report post Posted February 10, 2016 Call me a bluff old traditionalist, but should 'enjoying sexual contact with weans' not be on the list? I'd hate to see anyone getting off due to an oversight. So to speak. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
