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Can we get a clear definition of 'standing up to wipe your arse' please?

I am in no way advocating standing completely as this would squash your shitey cheeks together. However a slight hover above the pan and a bit of a lean forward is surely acceptable to gain the necessary purchase whilst wiping.....?

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Can we get a clear definition of 'standing up to wipe your arse' please?

I am in no way advocating standing completely as this would squash your shitey cheeks together. However a slight hover above the pan and a bit of a lean forward is surely acceptable to gain the necessary purchase whilst wiping.....?

Agreed, sometimes ye dunno if yer finished wiping and the only way to find oot is having a wee peek

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Update 2 done thanks.

Anything not included up until the post below has been rejected.

It's been repeatedly established that only utter minks sit down to wipe.

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People with a bunch of biro pens sticking out their shirt pockets.

Adult men wearing slip on shoes.

Adult men wearing football tops with their name on the back.

People who wear their glasses on a chain around their neck.

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Wearing a short sleeved shirt with a tie.

Groups of guys together in a pub all buying their own drinks instead of entering into a round are also worth the watching.

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Update 1 is done already. One a day may be too much to keep up with.

Thanks

That's beastiness right there.

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Tommy soup

Pretending to support Arbroath when you really support Celtic

Not even posted on here and Stan is still thinking of me. :wub:

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f**k all wrong with calling it a chipper!

c***s that use a pedometer! Whats the point? Sounds close to peado-meter!

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